Best Way to Start a Fight?

[yo moms]

I know calling fat people fat boy gets them pissednoff to the point where they will fight you

What else you got? You have to make them angry somehow because I asked this guy for a one on one and he declined.

Slapping people in the face works great too. :mjpshh:

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[MAKAVELI25]

I know calling fat people fat boy gets them pissednoff to the point where they will fight you

What else you got? You have to make them angry somehow because I asked this guy for a one on one and he declined.

Slapping people in the face works great too. :mjpshh:

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Shouldn't you be trying to find a job, Negro?

 

[Yung Yogurt]

grabbing a nikka dikk works

 

[its_normal]

Depends on who you are dealing with, the less they have to lose the easier to start over nothing. The more they have to lose, you have to find out what it is they don't want to lose and threaten that.

 

[yo moms]

Shouldn't you be trying to find a job, Negro?

Nah I gave up. Now we just go around trolling people in dudes car and shyt

 

[yo moms]

Depends on who you are dealing with, the less they have to lose the easier to start over nothing. The more they have to lose, you have to find out what it is they don't want to lose and threaten that.

 

[OPTiMO]

Telling someone you fukked their girl will get a fight going true or not

 

[Super Ramon]

grabbing a nikka dikk works

Can we ban this fakkit?

 

[observe]

I only really start fights when I'm drunk and I'll pick the biggest person, sometimes Samoans to test my fighting skills..a month ago I was in line at some club and this Samoan bouncer walks by looking around and I tell him what the fukk are you looking at..dudes like what...the other bouncers were calling me small and I'm not on his level to fight..I told them I box..(actually I only trained for a month) but I wanted to test my fighting skills..it didnt go down that nite..but yeah..I start fights with I'm drunk..

You know what I hate tho..is people always talking about "you're supposed to go to clubs to dance with ladies..that's why you kids don't no p*ssy"

fukk those preaching soft fakkits..I go to the club for 2 reasons only..the first one is to get wasted..or buzzed..the seconds reason is to fight..if nikkas ain't fighting in the club..then it's not a party..real tawk y'all

 

[Dank Hill]

messing with people's food or car will def get you touched.

 

[ugksam]

easiest way is to find an uneducated loser with an anger problem and tell them to "fukk off, bytch" or call them a "fakkit" or a "p*ssy"

 

[Sypress]

Step on his Nikes

 

[Jamal514]

Racial slurs usually do the trick

 

[LordFendiMane]

Chumping someone off in front of a large crowd. My go to move when sh1t is about to pop off is to slap the sh1t out of that person. It throws them off of their game and they will be livid to the point where they can't put the hands together properly. Go for the nose just in case you lose because their will be alot of blood and that will lessen your ass whoopin in the onlookers eyes.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Make sure that guy doesn't specialize in Brazilian ju-jutus