Best lies to tell strange women...

[Zapp Brannigan]

Tell 'em you're a virgin. When they ask why, just say, "I just never met the right person."

Another effective variation, "I've never had sex with a white woman." White bytches can't *wait* to be a brotha's first piece of white meat.

Glad this works for you. Tried this myself before. If you're Mexican it doesn't work (maybe I delivered it wrong?), though.

No problem though. Many ways to get laid.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

also, whats the play by play for the groupie hoes?

there is no play by play, i act however i feel at the moment...

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

there is no play by play, i act however i feel at the moment...

so you let her determine, if she wanna play

you don't influence her? play up certain scenarios?

 

[john goodman]

For sure.

Ok this is how it went if you really want to know

Went to this cool bar in center city called 'time' with a friend
We got a booth and ordered absinthe
Inquisitive hoes wanted to know what it was
We invite them to sit down
Ask a couple questions, let these boring women talk about their boring lives
When she asks what I do I ignore it
Asks again, I say I'm retired
She keeps inquiring and I say I was in the Molly business and got out after hitting an important benchmark
She wants to know what it was. I say a million with the best face I can muster
She swoons, I get her number and smash the next night

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

so you let her determine, if she wanna play

you don't influence her? play up certain scenarios?

no, there's no need to try to influence them. they will give me play simply because i play an instrument. and, if not play, they'll talk with me or buy me a drink, all i have to do is start a basic conversation (that is, if they don't talk to me first). i remember once, just as a test, i wanted to see if a girl would talk to me if i simply stared her down. so, during one of our breaks, i sat outside of the club and i saw this one girl with two other dudes and i literally stared her down. so after a few minutes, she comes and sits down right next to me and we started talking. this is all from just staring at a girl on some old "you want some fukk?" type of vibe. i didn't do anything with her, but i just wanted to test the whole thing out. i found that disturbing how easy some women are. but, i run into those types of women at least once a week so there is very little need to assert myself if all i want to do is fukk. it makes me a little lazy though and if i ever do want to really talk to a woman seriously i do become easily frustrated because i don't want to engage the whole "courtship" routine, but there's very little reason to work for the women that i see when i play...

 

[Ricky Church]

that's the thing about meeting new people, especially people that you know aren't gonna be a long-term part of your future life.

you can lie like hell and not give two fukking shyts about it later on.

 

[Miggs]

"Ive been busy which is why i havent contacted you"
"No theres no other broads im talking too it was work/fam related"
"I had a good time the other night,the vibe was right"
"My battery died" "Phone was charging" "I was in the bathroom"

Not strangers but women you feeling out early on...

 

[YBE]

Not really. The older you are, the better it actually works. I mean you can't be in your 50's obviously, and you have to have a noble (almost regal) demeanor to pull it off, but as long as you're lying anyway... .

Gonna be hard to explain when you in the p*ssy for 20 mins & not busting prematurely everywhere

She gonna be lookin at you like "this lying ass nikka"

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Gonna be hard to explain when you in the p*ssy for 20 mins & not busting prematurely everywhere

She gonna be lookin at you like "this lying ass nikka"

Yea. But by then, you're already... in the p*ssy.