Best lies to tell strange women...

[john goodman]

Told this square office worker I'm a millionaire from selling Molly for 3 years, pretty sure she got wet on the spot

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

really? get her phone number?

 

[Blacsmiff]

 

[john goodman]

really? get her phone number?

I smashed breh

Straight up

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Tell 'em you're a virgin. When they ask why, just say, "I just never met the right person."

Another effective variation, "I've never had sex with a white woman." White bytches can't *wait* to be a brotha's first piece of white meat.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

"something about you is different....."

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

I smashed breh

Straight up

where at? her spot?

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

I smashed breh

Straight up

 

[john goodman]

where at? her spot?

My apartment

You want a play by play?

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

You want a play by play?

For sure.

 

[Blacsmiff]

Tell 'em you're a virgin. When they ask why, just say, "I just never met the right person."

This one has an expiration date tho.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

This one has an expiration date tho.

Not really. The older you are, the better it actually works. I mean you can't be in your 50's obviously, and you have to have a noble (almost regal) demeanor to pull it off, but as long as you're lying anyway... .

 

[Ooh Marty]

You make such horrible threads

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

i lie about my name. i call myself gavin...

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

i call myself gavin...

also, whats the play by play for the groupie hoes?