Berlusconi convicted, sentenced to 7 years of prison/barred from office

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Trials and allegations involving Silvio Berlusconi - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

It's legitimately amazing to me how this man stays out of prison. The fact that he can't run for office anymore is, while irrelevant to his life at this point, a monumental step forward in pinning anything to this man.

I mean, wow, just decades of open cronyism and abuse, and the man won't spend a day in prison. I can't decide if that's absurd in a sad way or absurd in a completely hilarious way.
 

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Silvio Berlusconi Transferred To Steamy All-Female Penitentiary

MILAN, ITALY—Hours after being sentenced to seven years in prison for having sex with an underage prostitute and abusing his power, former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was transferred today to the Genoan Women’s Correctional Facility, a steamy, sultry all-female penitentiary on the Italian Riviera. “We believe our prison will be the ideal environment for Mr. Berlusconi to serve his sentence and pay for the crimes he committed while in power,” said the prison’s warden, Isabella Santaro, 18, who added that Berlusconi would have to regularly contend with the prison’s thousands of scantily clad prisoners and guards, sweltering hot temperatures, and daily cell-block group showers. “This is a maximum-security facility, and while he is here, Mr. Berlusconi will spend the vast majority of his day locked down in a cage-like cell with two of our most notorious prisoners, the Sicilian lesbian robbery duo Sophia and Alexxxandra.” Santaro added that Berlusconi will be strongly and repeatedly punished by the prison’s staff at the first sign of “naughtiness.”
 
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