Mantle Drunk
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And even if cops are out they aint suspicious of drunk drivers during this part of the week
I dont know anybody who ever caught a DWI on a monday. You gotta really be fukkin up out there
The only time I think a cop would assume your drunk on Monday is if it's after a MNF game and you have on a jersey of one of the teams playing otherwise if your not swerving all over the place your good.