Being out of shape while having sex UNAPPRECIATION

[SirSmokeCrackAlot]

its like getting rode by a big ass wave in the ocean

Man I wasnt talking about getting rode by a fukkin hippopotamus.

 

[JLova]

*cramps up*

 

[Just like bruddas]

Not I since I been doing my dead lifts and sit ups my stroke game has increased 100 fold















































fukk with me

 

[havoc00]

Man I wasnt talking about getting rode by a fukkin hippopotamus.

i take whatever comes at me no homo

 

[GollyImGully]

nothing worse than ya leg giving out cramping on u and u on top of her doing an uncontrollable stanky leg in the p*ssy

Me = "i was tryna a new move"

Her =

Me =

 

[havoc00]

I rock a set of these during sex so I dont drip sweat all over

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

bytches be taking too long to cum. The fukk you tryna enjoy it for bytch? My hearts about to give out.

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[Lewis Black]

RIP To all the real nikkas who died by snu snu man. Snu snu taking our black folks one by one smh.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

I experienced temporary hearing loss breh's..

I'm smashing and all of a sudden I run out of gas.. I need a water break so i get up and stumble to the bathroom.. and I can't hear a damn thing... I gotta get back in shape...

I needed a half time intermission and shyt.







truest shyt ever written on that other site
credit to
evf77

height, weight

II

 

[havoc00]

height, weight

II

5'7 a slim trim lean and mean 210

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

mo sex, burn da calories.

 

[Oroko Saki]

Nothing more irritating for u and the girl then not being able to get your dikk up, shyts depressing. Thats my dikk

 

[TheBigBopper]

That's why I make my hoes do all the work

 

[Alec Baldwin]

mo sex, burn da calories.

that doesn't work when i'm downin mcdoubles while she riding me.

 

[Da Jungles]

The worst occasion I had was right after I spent a month and a half in the hospital. My gf and I(at the time) went and got a room the very next day.



We had sex maaaaaaaaaaaaybe 15 minutes. That's probably a stretch too. All I know is I tapped out, went to the bathroom and threw my guts up.

The remaining time in the room was spent laying down like this