Being out of shape while having sex UNAPPRECIATION

[havoc00]

I experienced temporary hearing loss breh's..

I'm smashing and all of a sudden I run out of gas.. I need a water break so i get up and stumble to the bathroom.. and I can't hear a damn thing... I gotta get back in shape...

I needed a half time intermission and shyt.







truest shyt ever written on that other site
credit to
evf77

 

[Red Maverick II]

Just get wasted 1st, no problems whatsoever

 

[Harry Sax]

Just get wasted 1st, no problems whatsoever

he's always wasted, he's a malt liquor expert

 

[DallasTxRep]

Never had this problem
Couldn't get hard once tho

 

[havoc00]

Never had this problem
Couldn't get hard once tho

I be out of breath, malt liquor breathing all in the girls face. shes like

 

[marcuz]

i aint gon front, i've been there. havin ya girl give you the aint cool

 

[havoc00]

Couldn't get hard once tho

Thats the fukking worst, I was slapping at my dikk trying to wake it up when it happened

 

[Kenyan West]

You cant be mad at yaself, but come on breh, you're fukkin broads built like Adele. Bangin all those rolls, crevaces, nooks and crannies would drain the energy out of Optimus Prime.

 

[havoc00]

Bangin all those rolls, crevaces, nooks and crannies would drain the energy out of Optimus Prime.

i wont lie it gets ur shoulders sore havin there big legs on em

 

[krackdagawd]

Gym, get to it breh

 

[R.O. Double]

I'm out of shape, but when it comes to sex, I get like superhuman strenght and ability. Broads be legit tapping out like "that's enough, I can't take no more". Thinkin I'm trying to give them death by snu snu or something.

 

[Alec Baldwin]

i wont lie it gets ur shoulders sore havin there big legs on em

i feel like im holdin up the weight of the world breh

 

[Rich Spirit]

they're not fun to fukk

 

[havoc00]

Gym, get to it breh

im not trying to run when its like 90 degrees out, or lift stupid ass heavy weights anymore.

 

[Kenyan West]

i wont lie it gets ur shoulders sore havin there big legs on em

My ikea bed cant handle all that mass. I already got cinder blocks underneath the muhfukka. So toned, 130 pound dimes it is.