I was home sick from school, in 8th grade, and my mom left for the store, said she'd be home in an hour. It was right before Christmas so of course I was stumbling through their closets looking for hidden gifts. I see this brown bag on my dads top shelf, get a stool grab this thing, it's filled with about 25 VHS tapes with no labels. I'm like WTF are these??
Go pop one in and it was some random ass early 80's born about space aliens or some shyt and some hot broad was blowing some dude in like a half monkey suit or some shyt. I was like
with that flush of blood man, like WTF should I do???
So my dad goes away for work, I'm home alone and go back a few weeks later to check, their gone. He comes home a few weeks later, I check, their still gone. A few weeks later he goes away again, comes back, I check, BAGS BACK!
I'm geeked now, get some alone time and open them up...ALL. NEW. MOVIES.
I'm like
WHOOOO.
I banged (
) out all of them, jerking off like a fukkign rabbit every chance I had. By then, its the summer, school gets out, I tell a bunch of the kids in my neighborhood, who promptly tells more kids about them, who are DEFINITELY too young to be seeing this shyt.
A bunch of them come over my house when my moms gone, we pop one in and one of the dudes leaves and goes and TELLS HIS fukkING MOM!!
Needless to say, my dad found out I found them, had that awful talk and I asked him why the movies changed. He tells me they play cards at the end of every job and the first one out has to take EVERYONE'S porn home for the shutdown duration! (Union Nuclear Power Plant worker)
That was some magic back then. I remember some hilarious porn called like Titillation (
Titillation (1982) - IMDb from the 80's we used to watch all the time.