Being a kid and stumbling on a stash of porno Appreciation

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i used to rent em from my pops after i found his stash in his closet. he had bout 4-5 vhs. i'd get home early from school steal a tape keep it for bout a week then go put it back and check out another one :lolbron:
 

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Me n mah cousin came across one of my older brother's stashes of dem Black Tail joints.

We split em up between us and It was own. :noah: :takedat:

:pachaha: @ me n him sittin dere trynna decide who gets which one like we was tradin some fukkin comics or pokemon cards n shyt.
 

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Stumbled across some at my cousins house, i was in his room, i forgot wat i was lookin for, went deep into his closet and :ooh: i was like 7-8 yrs old, i was hard as a rock :noah:
 
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Man i was 6-7 looking in my uncles hamper (have no clue why :ld:) and found bout 20 playboys. nikka only thought my pee pee was FOR peeing but the :noah: of looking at naked titties and ass was unexplainable :ahh:

And my pops used to have those hood nudie magzines hidden under couches and deep in closets. Me and the homies would sit indian style in a circle and look at them shyts all :ohmy:
 

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I remember I was like 12 and my boy had a sleepover at his crib for his birthday so this nikka was like I gotta supprise for y'all :smugfavre:


he takes us to his stepdads stash and he had to have over 50 vhs tapes, so this nikka takes about 20 of them and just gave them out to everybody at the sleepover :russ:



whenever somebody wanted a porno he was the go to person, he didn't give a fukk neither because he hated his stepdad.
 

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I was home sick from school, in 8th grade, and my mom left for the store, said she'd be home in an hour. It was right before Christmas so of course I was stumbling through their closets looking for hidden gifts. I see this brown bag on my dads top shelf, get a stool grab this thing, it's filled with about 25 VHS tapes with no labels. I'm like WTF are these??

Go pop one in and it was some random ass early 80's born about space aliens or some shyt and some hot broad was blowing some dude in like a half monkey suit or some shyt. I was like :krs: with that flush of blood man, like WTF should I do???

So my dad goes away for work, I'm home alone and go back a few weeks later to check, their gone. He comes home a few weeks later, I check, their still gone. A few weeks later he goes away again, comes back, I check, BAGS BACK!

I'm geeked now, get some alone time and open them up...ALL. NEW. MOVIES.

I'm like :skip: WHOOOO.

I banged (:jawalrus:) out all of them, jerking off like a fukkign rabbit every chance I had. By then, its the summer, school gets out, I tell a bunch of the kids in my neighborhood, who promptly tells more kids about them, who are DEFINITELY too young to be seeing this shyt.

A bunch of them come over my house when my moms gone, we pop one in and one of the dudes leaves and goes and TELLS HIS fukkING MOM!!

Needless to say, my dad found out I found them, had that awful talk and I asked him why the movies changed. He tells me they play cards at the end of every job and the first one out has to take EVERYONE'S porn home for the shutdown duration! (Union Nuclear Power Plant worker)

That was some magic back then. I remember some hilarious porn called like Titillation (Titillation (1982) - IMDb from the 80's we used to watch all the time.
 
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