Being a kicker in the NFL is like the best job ever

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The pressure tho!:ohlawd:

In high school, we were down 2, and we needed 30 yds to get in fg range. QB threw me a lateral pass and I took it for 35yds.

We get the kicker on the field, and we saw this small brown spot on his pants. It got bigger and bigger as it came time for the kick. Right as the ball was snapped, their d lineman yelled "I SMELL shyt!". The snap was bad, and the kicker ran the ball for a 25 yd td cuz no one wanted to tackle him. One of our o linemen got shyt on the back of his neck when he carried the kicker off on his shoulders.

I'm dead fam... :deadrose:
 

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It's all good until this happens in a big game

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Especially when it happens in the Super Bowl. Then you become Scott Norwood and get death threats

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The stress those kickers face is disgusting! Your ass can come in for one play and if you miss that kick ..throw your career in the bushes
What career? These guys get recycled more often than coaches.
Cundiff was tossed by the Cowboys and Ravens after major fukkups but he still got signed by the Redskins... They'll probably get rid of him soon but someone will pick him up again.
All the while, he's still caking millions :snoop:
 
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well.. yeah.. you're making some money but at any moment you can be cut.

whether you're good or not.



no one knows who the fawk you are or even cares.


women who think they can get you for your money don't really givafuk what you "say" you're doing for a living.


and trust me.. they know the difference between Tom Brady and ...

Robbie Gould. money talks.


:comeon:



you can live in your happy medium of obscurity until you miss that all so special last minute or Overtime 30yard chip shot Field Goal and nikkas are calling your moms' girlfriend's house and threat'n her yams.

everybody from the Mayor, The Pastor, to the funeral home Janitors are calling you :trash:




fawk Scott Norwood btw.
 

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Speak for yourself, Matt Bryant of the Falcons gets all the groupies


That dude is:win: when it comes to kicking game winners.
Did Matt the "Boss" Bryant steal your teams soul and kick a game winner,breh? He does that alot

Teams be looking like this when they think they got the Falcons sewed up:gladbron::jawalrus::myman:


Then Matt Ryan gets us into Field goal range then Bryant comes out and nails the shot then teams look like this:mindblown::noah::sadbron:

:leon: and again
 

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All the while, he's still caking millions :snoop:

who cares ? if his name is synonymous with failure....who cares ? rather be a punter who is still caking and doesnt receive death threats or remembered as someone who cost their teams games
 
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