Been with my girl 5 years and only ONCE..

[beenz]

im playing..im more attracted to dark skin

whats her take on dudes with fukked up hairline? but a medium height
i have no criminal record..

I dunno. her last dude had a struggle bald spot and was only like 28.

 

[Ooh Marty]

Who's the handsome guy in your avi??

ty dolla $ da gawd

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I dunno. her last dude had a struggle bald spot and was only like 28.

meh ill pass..im not trying to be ugrade for her and boost her ego

 

[diggy]

..do I recall her farting around me it was in her sleep and she immediately popped up scared and embarrassed.

If your chick be flapping her butthole around you then that's no leash

Not in my house

I had a chick that was gassy and stank once, pullin the trigger whenever she wanted, never again. I dont even really fart around my chick so she follows my lead.

 

[beenz]

meh ill pass..im not trying to be ugrade for her and boost her ego

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

if i cant find no one..ill holla..im sure she will still be single

 

[SouthernBelle]

whos that pretty girl in ur avi?

Not sure. Her picture was circulating on Facebook. I thought she was so adorable so I made her my avi.

 

[SouthernBelle]

where can i send my bio-data

i have A 1 credit.. i dont have 10 degrees like @SouthernBelle though













edit-did you say shes darkskin?
put that on hold for a sec

I wish I could groan/neg you Malcolm.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I wish I could groan/neg you Malcolm.

im kidding

 

[YouLoveMe]

if i cant find no one..ill holla..im sure she will still be single

Ouch

 

[threattonature]

My ex never farted or shyt around me at all. Only caught her the once just like the OP when she farted in her sleep. I just busted out laughing and it woke her up. Even when we lived together I still was never able to catch her or no evidence was left behind. She used to take three showers a day so she probably did it before hitting the shower so the smell went away before she finished.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Probably cause ya'll some immature judgmental want to crack jokes ass nikkas. Every chick I dated was comfortable enough to do it around me if we were alone.

Cause I aint holding that shyt in

 

[King Crimson]

Me and my girl fart around each other. We been together a minute.

Sometimes I'll even hit her with a silent and deadly under the covers.

 

[GoPro]

my sister in law is 25, dark skin, no kids, vegetarian, and going into her 3rd year of medical school. want me to put u on?

Notice you didn't say good-looking . Be honest. She looks like the end of the world, doesn't she