Been with my girl 5 years and only ONCE..

[beezy]

..do I recall her farting around me it was in her sleep and she immediately popped up scared and embarrassed.

If your chick be flapping her butthole around you then that's no leash

Not in my house

 

[beenz]

my old lady doesn't do it around me either and its been 9 years.
my daughters tell me she be doin it in the car when its just the three of them tho
to tell the truth, I go out of my way to catch her taking a shyt these days, just cuz I know it still embarrasses her, and its funny as hell to me.

 

[beezy]

my old lady doesn't do it around me either and its been 9 years.
my daughters tell me she be doin it in the car when its just the three of them tho
to tell the truth, I go out of my way to catch her taking a shyt these days, just cuz I know it still embarrasses her, and its funny as hell to me.

 

[beenz]

I catch her dipping off the bathroom for like 10 minutes, I be like "did you just take a shyt"? "should I NOT go in there and use the bathroom downstairs instead"?

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

my old lady doesn't do it around me either and its been 9 years.
my daughters tell me she be doin it in the car when its just the three of them tho
to tell the truth, I go out of my way to catch her taking a shyt these days, just cuz I know it still embarrasses her, and its funny as hell to me.

you lucky piece of shyt u have a good wife

does she have a light skin sister for me? preferably non gang affiliated with minimum educational background(certs)

 

[SouthernBelle]

..do I recall her farting around me it was in her sleep and she immediately popped up scared and embarrassed.

If your chick be flapping her butthole around you then that's no leash

Not in my house

Lol... The bold is funny.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

damn u nikkas are winning

where yall find these non ratchet females?

cant be clubs? or bar

 

[Donald J Trump]

..do I recall her farting around me it was in her sleep and she immediately popped up scared and embarrassed.

If your chick be flapping her butthole around you then that's no leash

Not in my house

Son i been messin with this girl all summer...I dont know when she shyts...I do it every damn day

 

[beenz]

you lucky piece of shyt u have a good wife

does she have a light skin sister for me? preferably non gang affiliated with minimum educational background(certs)

my sister in law is 25, dark skin, no kids, vegetarian, and going into her 3rd year of medical school. want me to put u on?

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

my sister in law is 25, dark skin, no kids, vegetarian, and going into her 3rd year of medical school. want me to put u on?

where can i send my bio-data

i have A 1 credit.. i dont have 10 degrees like @SouthernBelle though













edit-did you say shes darkskin?
put that on hold for a sec

 

[YouLoveMe]

Lol... The bold is funny.

And cute.

 

[Ooh Marty]

Lol... The bold is funny.

whos that pretty girl in ur avi?

 

[beenz]

where can i send my bio-data

i have A 1 credit.. i dont have 10 degrees like @SouthernBelle though













edit-did you say shes darkskin?
put that on hold for a sec

ain't you somalian?????

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

ain't you somalian?????

im playing..im more attracted to dark skin

whats her take on dudes with fukked up hairline? but a medium height
i have no criminal record..

 

[YouLoveMe]

whos that pretty girl in ur avi?

Who's the handsome guy in your avi??