Been d*cking down this chef in training, biggest freak EVER :wow:

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So I met this shorty yesterday, she's training to be a chef, early 30s, looks good, nice personality and everything.

She came on to me at the supermarket while I was minding my own business, she basically came out of nowhere and practically fell into my lap. We get to talking, we joke around a bit, I ask her if she lives close-by and her response is yeah and if I wanna see her place and she wants to cook for me to show off her cooking skills. Easy decision of course and let me tell you she really put in big time effort and it was honestly a great meal, she clearly has talent. So at this point I'm kinda impressed. :ehh:

So we get comfortable and I ask her what made her come on so strong to me and she says she had been eyeing this guy from one of her classes or something because she had been horny for so long and had saved up her libido for quite a while and was ready to basically f*ck a guy's brain out to get rid of her built up lustful desire. Tells me she tried everything she could to let that dude get at her but for some reason or another he wouldn't make a move no matter what she tried. So she figured he was mango like the ingredient she had used for dessert. :ohlawd:

Said she couldn't take it anymore and that she had to get some THAT evening while looking at me with the most hungersome eyes you could ever imagine. Let me tell you this was the easiest piece of ass I ever tripped into.:leon:

Brehs...what happened next I could never describe accurately in a way that does justice to the blessings that the almighty gods of ass bestowed onto me...she was the freakiest and most skilled woman I have ever come across in my long years of roaming the wide lands of feminine flesh. She made me see a whole new dimension to existence by the sheer creative freakiness that sprang from her mind to her limbs. It was like all the tomatoes and cucumbers she had ever gently inspected in her culinary classes had been stand-ins for me to train her to have the perfect touch for this one night of perfect unadulterated hedonism. Her touch, her mouth, her movement. Breh, it was like a goddess from one of those old myths had taken the shape of a human for one day to come bring sensual enlightenment to the world of unknowing and neglected humans. She/it was pleasure personified. :wow::ahh:

We both agreed the next morning that it was best to leave it at that and let the night stand as a testament to human carnal potential without ever risking getting ourselves in a position where the GMB navy could strike us.

I told her if she want something steady, maybe go for the :hamster: dude from her classes because he sounded like a safe option. She said nah, dude just missed out and that she could never again possibly give it to a guy the way she had last night, that this was a one-time undertaking of raw passion and that she was now officially thotted out because nothing could ever be as gratifying or ecstatic as the release of those erotic urges.:whew: Said she wasn't even gonna go to her next class because she was now completely satisfied and couldn't care less about seeing dude again. :heh:


Brehs...I'm still a little dazed and have no idea what I did to deserve to be this lucky but, from the bottom of my heart, I just wanna send a huge shout-out to whoever in the universe that dweeb was who passed up this unique once-in-a-species opportunity so that I could be so blessed to have undergone this mystic experience. :banderas:
Hope you get paid for writing. I have a nasty cough rn and I laughed and coughed my way through this. 🤣🤣🤣
 

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He’s mango because he didn’t want that thirst bucket :laugh:
This. Women will deadass think a dude is gay just because her signs of affection are unrequited:dead:.

The prospect of the dude thinking she's some mid never even crosses their mind:mjlol:
 
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So I met this shorty yesterday, she's training to be a chef, early 30s, looks good, nice personality and everything.

She came on to me at the supermarket while I was minding my own business, she basically came out of nowhere and practically fell into my lap. We get to talking, we joke around a bit, I ask her if she lives close-by and her response is yeah and if I wanna see her place and she wants to cook for me to show off her cooking skills. Easy decision of course and let me tell you she really put in big time effort and it was honestly a great meal, she clearly has talent. So at this point I'm kinda impressed. :ehh:

So we get comfortable and I ask her what made her come on so strong to me and she says she had been eyeing this guy from one of her classes or something because she had been horny for so long and had saved up her libido for quite a while and was ready to basically f*ck a guy's brain out to get rid of her built up lustful desire. Tells me she tried everything she could to let that dude get at her but for some reason or another he wouldn't make a move no matter what she tried. So she figured he was mango like the ingredient she had used for dessert. :ohlawd:

Said she couldn't take it anymore and that she had to get some THAT evening while looking at me with the most hungersome eyes you could ever imagine. Let me tell you this was the easiest piece of ass I ever tripped into.:leon:

Brehs...what happened next I could never describe accurately in a way that does justice to the blessings that the almighty gods of ass bestowed onto me...she was the freakiest and most skilled woman I have ever come across in my long years of roaming the wide lands of feminine flesh. She made me see a whole new dimension to existence by the sheer creative freakiness that sprang from her mind to her limbs. It was like all the tomatoes and cucumbers she had ever gently inspected in her culinary classes had been stand-ins for me to train her to have the perfect touch for this one night of perfect unadulterated hedonism. Her touch, her mouth, her movement. Breh, it was like a goddess from one of those old myths had taken the shape of a human for one day to come bring sensual enlightenment to the world of unknowing and neglected humans. She/it was pleasure personified. :wow::ahh:

We both agreed the next morning that it was best to leave it at that and let the night stand as a testament to human carnal potential without ever risking getting ourselves in a position where the GMB navy could strike us.

I told her if she want something steady, maybe go for the :hamster: dude from her classes because he sounded like a safe option. She said nah, dude just missed out and that she could never again possibly give it to a guy the way she had last night, that this was a one-time undertaking of raw passion and that she was now officially thotted out because nothing could ever be as gratifying or ecstatic as the release of those erotic urges.:whew: Said she wasn't even gonna go to her next class because she was now completely satisfied and couldn't care less about seeing dude again. :heh:


Brehs...I'm still a little dazed and have no idea what I did to deserve to be this lucky but, from the bottom of my heart, I just wanna send a huge shout-out to whoever in the universe that dweeb was who passed up this unique once-in-a-species opportunity so that I could be so blessed to have undergone this mystic experience. :banderas:
how long did it take chatgpt to write this up :lolbron:
 
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