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Idaeo

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Thankfully the overwhelming majority of Black Bears want nothing to do with humans and will scurry off quick fast once they sense you in their midst. That bear that ran up the tree was a cub and was probably too young to really assess the situation and not run into human presence, plus youthful curiosity and all that good sh1t. Of course if you know one ran away from you, please go in the opposite direction, even the most timid animal goes from defense to offense quickly once it feels too encroached upon.

Now if you come across a rabid one or get between a mom and her cubs? Yeah you better have some bear spray on you and you better know how to access and use it quickly, or else :ufdup:

And notice I said bear spray and not a gun. You get a much wider attack zone with a mist than you would a bullet and burning eyes are a lot harder for a bear to fight through than a bullet from a pistol that it can eat and keep fighing through, even if you hit a vital organ that will eventually kill it.

Overall though, a black bear attack is on your list of of small concerns while exploring in the woods. Brown bears (Grizzy, Kodiak) aren't retreaters and will wreck you off GP, but won't actively seek out a fight with a human. Polar Bears will straight up stalk and hunt humans and are always on the offensive, fukk a cute Coca-Cola Christmas commercial.


I’ve heard bear spray can be useless or worse if the wind is blowing in the wrong direction
 

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I’ve heard bear spray can be useless or worse if the wind is blowing in the wrong direction
Keep the wind to your back the best you can but the best advice is to always be aware of your surroundings and train your eyes to see more than they can and your ears to listen for any strange sounds. And if you see cubs leave immediately because where there's cubs there's an extremely protective mother not too far away. And of course the more experience you have and the more you learn the lay of the land the better you become at diagnosing the potential trouble spots. Just like anything else, preparation, experience & repetition is your best teacher.

Also, in 99% of altercations with a black bear you won't even need your spray. By the time they sense you're near they've already booked it and you probably didn't even see it take off. If it's a little more stubborn and y'all see each other, noise and moving your arms around will have them noping out of there with the quickness since they really are rather skittish animals. Mainly the 2 situations where you would need your spray is one who's rabid or a mother protecting her cubs, and the odds of being in either one of those scenarios is quite rare.

Now Brown Bears, yeah, you need to be on your Ps & Qs A LOT more because chances are you will need to use your spray because those fukkers are wired to kill intruders on sight. Thus why I keep my Black ass in Black Bear country and not Kodiak country :pachaha:
 

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I would have told the bear do you want to use the stairs or the window....:demonic:


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