Be honest. If you came home to a kangaroo eating all your snacks could you run that fade ?

[rabbid]

You gon let him do you like that? You might as well call that kangaroo daddy

Strong hind legs enable kangaroos to kick with a force of around 759 pounds. They punch with 275 pounds of force and have a powerful tail. They have a biting force of 975 PSI, which is the same as grizzly bears due to their powerful jaws. The power in question surpasses that of humans by nearly six times.

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its his house now. they might not even know how to handle him if i call the paw patrol. if i was australian maybe it'd be different

 

[Capitol]

Strong hind legs enable kangaroos to kick with a force of around 759 pounds. They punch with 275 pounds of force and have a powerful tail. They have a biting force of 975 PSI, which is the same as grizzly bears due to their powerful jaws. The power in question surpasses that of humans by nearly six times.

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This looks like Kangaroo propaganda. Probably straight off one of these alt right pro-roo sites.

 

[jensyao]

How would @Blessed Koala handle it?

 

[Astroslik]

I got a 365XL with hollow points that will fight for me

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Run the fade

 

[Uachet]

Not wasting my time trying to fight it. Will just shoot it.

 

[puppetmaster]

Then

 

[Neuromancer]

If a man can put a bear in a RNC I can do it to a Kangaroo.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

How would @Blessed Koala handle it?

Sleep it off mate

Plenty of leaves in them trees plus the big homie got a pass in the southside

 

[Capitol]

Sleep it off mate

Plenty of leaves in them trees plus the big homie got a pass in the southside

So another 'Roo can be in your crib stretching out your pajamas farting up the couch and you're just going to roll over and go back to sleep?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

So another 'Roo can be in your crib stretching out your pajamas farting up the couch and you're just going to roll over and go back to sleep?

the big homie got them delts. He been in the yard, but kept the koalas level headed when cacs come through and try to start static.

Breh can kick his feet up and get a pouch rub from some fluffy thing, as long as the southside doesnt have humans and or dangos trying to fukk up the peace.

Plus the marsupial sleep through the farts