Be honest. If you came home to a kangaroo eating all your snacks could you run that fade ?

[Capitol]

Im talking, sitting there in your bathrobe, feet all on the table, flipping through the channels. If it helps, you get +2 strength and +3 endurance off the strength of him raiding your home.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Hilarious premise...... real life possibility down unda....... life down there git to feel hopeless sometimes..... spend all day fighting off everything trying to kill you only to come home to a dirty macking roo setting up shop in your house......

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I'll kick him so hard in those hanging nuts, then I'd do a leg sweep on those frail ass olive oil legs

 

[Roger king]

I wont take the risk of getting seriously injured fighting the wild animal that can inflict a lot of damage there kicks are extremely dangerous and can shatter bones, unless i have a 50 cal in the saddle, i am walking away and not playing tough guy

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

The kangaroo was eating a golf club I’ll just pull the strap out.

 

[Capitol]

I'll kick him so hard in those hanging nuts, then I'd do a leg sweep on those frail ass olive oil legs

Those legs do look mighty frail. If you sweep those toothpicks all hes going to see is stomps

 

[rabbid]

I'm not fighting no animal i haven't seen before in my life. I'll quietly move the most essential snacks to a part of the house he doesn't like.

 

[3rdWorld]

Run the fade

 

[Capitol]

I'm not fighting no animal i haven't seen before in my life. I'll quietly move the most essential snacks to a part of the house he doesn't like.

You gon let him do you like that? You might as well call that kangaroo daddy

 

[Uchiha God]

Kangaroos are very demonic animals man. Feels like something out of hell

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I'll kick him so hard in those hanging nuts, then I'd do a leg sweep on those frail ass olive oil legs

 

[Payday23]

I'm

The kangaroo was eating a golf club I’ll just pull the strap out.

 

[Womb Raider]

I’d call @Mowgli and let him handle his biz

 

[Payday23]

Those legs do look mighty frail. If you sweep those toothpicks all hes going to see is stomps

Strong hind legs enable kangaroos to kick with a force of around 759 pounds. They punch with 275 pounds of force and have a powerful tail. They have a biting force of 975 PSI, which is the same as grizzly bears due to their powerful jaws. The power in question surpasses that of humans by nearly six times.

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[DetroitEWarren]

I'm not fighting no animal i haven't seen before in my life. I'll quietly move the most essential snacks to a part of the house he doesn't like.

This nikka said he finna steal some snacks and hide

Be scared of a @rabbid animal brehs