Bartender at 'Cheers' to play Villain in War of the Planet of the Apes

[Dominic Brehetto]

Oh and I forgot
fukk these movies

Don't worry you can go see the danish girl with the godling in your loveliest sun dresses together.

 

[kingdarius]

2nd movie wasn't memorable at all to me don't even know if I finished watching it

1 star

You ain't got love for Koba, the GOAT? And the sad part is that the nikka was a bonobo, one of the most loving, diplomatic, laid back hominid species on the planet. They're the hippies of the hominid tree, and Man fukked Koba over so hard he got his Nat Turner on.

Koba was the best part of the second movie, and everything he said was true. They should have let him lead his war instead of being killed off.

all thats all good and dandy til he killed his own and tried to assassinate the martin luther king of the tribe....he deserved wat he got

 

[StraxStrax]

Don't worry you can go see the danish girl with the godling in your loveliest sun dresses together.

Thats the 2nd time you use that sun dress joke like it pure gold

 

[Soundbwoy]

yall didn't link the 2nd movie

 

[Cabbage Patch]

1 star

all thats all good and dandy til he killed his own and tried to assassinate the martin luther king of the tribe....he deserved wat he got

That's Hollywood. Caesar was a green-eyed c00n with substitute Daddy issues. (Speaking of green eyes, they thought they were slick with that one).

They had to punish Koba instead of letting him and Caesar play out naturally. And they did it without really driving home the point that Koba Learned From Man.

Koba was taken out because his story was getting too deep for a blockbuster, and he's not supposed to be the hero - c00n Caesar is. Keep him around, and Caesar looks more like a fool and second tier.

 

[Alexander The Great]

thought this was gonna be about Sam Malone

 

[blackestofpanthers]

1 star

all thats all good and dandy til he killed his own and tried to assassinate the martin luther king of the tribe....he deserved wat he got

The Martin luther king would have wanted the humans to pay what they owe
But most of y'all don't know about that

 

[kingdarius]

That's Hollywood. Caesar was a green-eyed c00n with substitute Daddy issues. (Speaking of green eyes, they thought they were slick with that one).

They had to punish Koba instead of letting him and Caesar play out naturally. And they did it without really driving home the point that Koba Learned From Man.

Koba was taken out because his story was getting too deep for a blockbuster, and he's not supposed to be the hero - c00n Caesar is. Keep him around, and Caesar looks more like a fool and second tier.

u cant convince me that killin your own because they view things differently or dont wanna follow orders is less c00n breh.....u can be super militant all u want but once u try to assassinate your own and kill a father in front of his son's eyes (or was it the other way around? i cant remember) u go too fukking far and its not about wat your fighting for its just about u running shyt....yall niccas try to justify koba actions all u want but huey p would've never done no shyt like that (well pre addict huey) and neither would have nat turner if u wanna go full on militant

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

@hex this should be the official thread