This shyt is so disgusting I actually giggled. Wash your ass homie, how old are you? Take a bath man, put some smell goods in the bath too, some lavender bath salts or sumn. Put some lotion on after, tighten up tiger. You could be a broke ass bum ass nig and all that and still G your way into some draws ...but if you stink you aint getting no buns bro, get that shyt right.