Ayo, Tell me why she ordered a seizure salad?

[ryshy]

sounds like a keeper

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Me:

Her: What, is that too much?

Me: you mean caesar salad?

Her: no, a seizure cause when they shake it up it mixes everything together. What the fukk is a caesar?

Me:

Ima leave her at IHOP when everyone comes thru....i was tryna fukk a black woman tonight. them thighs are right, she got a gold front tooth and is rockin a nascar jacket cause its cold. She got 4 kids. 2 live with her sister, one with her grandma and another with their dad.

where u find this chick?

 

[darius19]

did she order an Ice-T with it?

 

[Brock Landers]

Cancel that bytch breh

 

[ugksam]

Reminds me of a joke I heard on Comic View long ago

woman: *looking at a menu in a restaurant* "Ummmm......lemme get a kahoon chicken sandwich"

man: ".....a ka-what?"

woman: "one of them kahoon chicken sandwiches"

man: *looks at menu* "you mean 'Cajun', bytch?"

woman: "Well, that's how I say it"

she said kahoon sandwich?

 

[Wildin]

where u find this chick?

i met her in may at a bar. i was scoopin her friend, her friend said someone stole her phone..I was like "uh huh" so shes like use my girls number til I get my new one. That turned out to be true she got her phone a couple days later. but off an on I hit her girl up to see whats up where everybody is goin and what not. they ratchet as hell though

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Yu in the BBM group? Pics are up

whats the pin

 

[Danie84]

Seizure salad...tossed salad

 

[the cac mamba]

you say no to ratchet p*ssy
juicy j cant

 

[martin payne]

dumb chicks are the best

 

[ELITE]

Reminds me of 'Flaming yong' steak

 

[ScoopNScore]

Wow, that's a new one.

I work part time as a tutor and quite a few parents don't know how to pronounce "tests".

They might ask "Come see what marks my boy got on his testes" n I'm like .

 

[Darth Nubian]

If you didn't get your dikk sucked soon after that then you are fukking up