Aye go 'head yung, why a faggit try to holla at me in the Metro Station :wtf: :gag:

[T.he I.nformant]

Kill, my mind is literally like shyt right now.

Long story short, I'm gettin off work n shyt and I gotta take the train so I go hit the Metro(DMV heads I was at Foggy Bottom GWU), so I had 15 mins til the next Blue Line train come thru so I laid on the bench and started reading a book mindin mines. Next thing you know this drunk professional lookin middle aged nikka wit dreads comes and sits on the opposite side of the bench and starts churchin like he don't hear me reading the words of my book aloud. So he talkin bout some "Oh, so you layin down reading a book huh?" And I look at him like "Yeah, made myself comfortable while I wait." but the way he said that shyt was just like how a no game having nikka would start a convo with a broad. So basically I carried the shyt outta him off gp with my response plus I was into my book and I could tell he was off just not in what way.

Then this nikka got the audacity to tell me I'm handsome and real live I literally gave him a combination of the and and didn't say shyt, he said it again so this time I'm like "Look slim, you drunk I ain't even gonna hold it against you." and just kept reading my book while he laughing and sayin shyt all slurred. So this fool turn around and flip his hair back like broads be doin, turn back around and say "Which way are you goin?" Of course it ain't occur to me he meant my sexuality, I'm like I'm goin in that direction(Pointing on my side of the platform) so I get back in my book and this nikka talkin bout how much fun he just had at the bar and I'm tunin' out his rappin cuz at this point I felt like if I had to get up I might as well just steel the nikka cuz drunk nikkaz don't know when to stop and as his train on the other side is rollin in he looks at my shyt then as if his drunk slur language became sudden English to me cuz talkin bout some "Ooh boy, you got a big ass dikk." off the no bullshyt tho that's exactly what he said....

and this nikka just kept repeating it as he backed away all drunk to his train and I swear to yall nikkaz I never been more stunned in my life, it was like I wanted to get up and beat the shyt outta this nikka but I was laughing out of shock while pointing calling him a faggit, kill I had to of said the loudest "Pause No Homo!!!" in my entire life. He had an offended look soon as I started pointing laughing at him screamin no fukkin homo. Honestly, I'm glad I ain't punish this drunk ass nikka up for thinkin he was bout to treat himself to my bootyhole, go 'head tho yung I wish I had clutched that nikka I never been more disgusted in my life. Now either some of you trollin faggits have gone public or that 'momo shyt is gettin outta hand like shyt.

I couldn't even read my book on the train ride home cuz I was so grossed out, it was like all I could think was "Why couldn't that of been a broad instead?" smmfh lemme spark this tree, my mind fukked up...

Why would you want to clutch him? Don't that mean to hug tightly?

 

[CASHAPP]

I had an incident with a gay dude like the OP near 150 ave and 132nd street Jamaica months ago in July near that DO&CO catering place....

yall can google the place to see how its kind of a mini industrial area and not a busy place.....so unlike the OP I was very lucky that other people did not hear the gay ass shyt the dude said to me

I was walking right by it to go back on the bus.....and I see this dude say wats up to me and I had noticed the dude was looking on his phone....he came up to me and asked me if I know where Jamaica avenue is and how there is nothing to do around here and how "shyt is mad bunz around here"

was a dark skin black dude with a dark ceasar haircut and everytime he talked he showed a full row of yellow teeth with white dots on them

tells me how he came down from the south and was visiting and after I told him how to get to Jamaica he thanks me ....I turn around to walk away because he starts to continue to talk after I tell him I gotta go.....dude yells out "YO!!" and says "yo baby boy I can suck your dikk" and the second I hear that shyt....no joke I ran the fukk across the street, tripped over a Snapple bottle and he yells out "ill swallow your nut!!" and I ran all the way back down 10+ plus blocks to catch the Q9 bus to go back to Jamaica avenue....

In hindsight my dumbass didn't realize this was probably some homo advertising on backpage and the big ass motel/hotel that was pretty much the only big landmark besides the famous DO&CO catering business in that area...was probably where he was staying at and he probably came out like some troll under the bridge whenever he saw people coming....and trolled them with gay statements

 

[CASHAPP]

14932 132nd St Jamaica, NY 11430

that's the place on google maps...but it was a block away from there....you go further up and it happened right on the sidewalk in front of the highway....

im looking now and I actually see at least 3 hotels but stil lucky it was not a place like Jamaica avenue where everyone heard....

shyt pissed me off so much....but im not gonna stick around there trying to fight some gay dude to defend my "honor" im running the fukk away

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

I've had this happen a bunch of times.It's bugged out when they try to holler at you, but It's worst when they try to communicate without talking.....Just staring, haunting you with their eyes and body language.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

I had an incident with a gay dude like the OP near 150 ave and 132nd street Jamaica months ago in July near that DO&CO catering place....

yall can google the place to see how its kind of a mini industrial area and not a busy place.....so unlike the OP I was very lucky that other people did not hear the gay ass shyt the dude said to me

I was walking right by it to go back on the bus.....and I see this dude say wats up to me and I had noticed the dude was looking on his phone....he came up to me and asked me if I know where Jamaica avenue is and how there is nothing to do around here and how "SHYT IS MAD BUNZ AROUND HERE"

was a dark skin black dude with a dark ceasar haircut and everytime he talked he showed a full row of yellow teeth with white dots on them

tells me how he came down from the south and was visiting and after I told him how to get to Jamaica he thanks me ....I turn around to walk away because he starts to continue to talk after I tell him I gotta go.....dude yells out "YO!!" and says "yo baby i'll suck your dikk" and the second I hear that shyt....no joke I ran the fukk across the street, tripped over a Snapple bottle and he yells out "ill swallow your nutt" and I ran all the way back down 10+ plus blocks to catch the Q9 bus to go back to Jamaica avenue....

In hindsight my dumbass didn't realize this was probably some homo advertising on backpage and the big ass motel/hotel that was pretty much the only big landmark besides the famous DO&CO catering business in that area...was probably where he was staying at and he probably came out like some troll under the bridge whenever he saw people coming....and trolled them with gay statements

.........Don't ask him how

 

[CASHAPP]

.........Don't ask him how

He asked me before either of those questions if I like guys or girls and when I told him I like women that's when he told me.....he loves women but he also likes men

I forgot about the entire shyt until I saw this thread this morning

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Why would you want to clutch him? Don't that mean to hug tightly?

DMV slang, comes from when a nikka clutches someone's collar befoe they punch them.

I had an incident with a gay dude like the OP near 150 ave and 132nd street Jamaica months ago in July near that DO&CO catering place....

yall can google the place to see how its kind of a mini industrial area and not a busy place.....so unlike the OP I was very lucky that other people did not hear the gay ass shyt the dude said to me

I was walking right by it to go back on the bus.....and I see this dude say wats up to me and I had noticed the dude was looking on his phone....he came up to me and asked me if I know where Jamaica avenue is and how there is nothing to do around here and how "shyt is mad bunz around here"

was a dark skin black dude with a dark ceasar haircut and everytime he talked he showed a full row of yellow teeth with white dots on them

tells me how he came down from the south and was visiting and after I told him how to get to Jamaica he thanks me ....I turn around to walk away because he starts to continue to talk after I tell him I gotta go.....dude yells out "YO!!" and says "yo baby boy I can suck your dikk" and the second I hear that shyt....no joke I ran the fukk across the street, tripped over a Snapple bottle and he yells out "ill swallow your nut!!" and I ran all the way back down 10+ plus blocks to catch the Q9 bus to go back to Jamaica avenue....

In hindsight my dumbass didn't realize this was probably some homo advertising on backpage and the big ass motel/hotel that was pretty much the only big landmark besides the famous DO&CO catering business in that area...was probably where he was staying at and he probably came out like some troll under the bridge whenever he saw people coming....and trolled them with gay statements

Damn, that's fukked up breh.