Kill, my mind is literally 
like shyt right now.
Long story short, I'm gettin off work n shyt and I gotta take the train so I go hit the Metro(DMV heads I was at Foggy Bottom GWU), so I had 15 mins til the next Blue Line train come thru so I laid on the bench and started reading a book mindin mines. Next thing you know this drunk professional lookin middle aged nikka wit dreads comes and sits on the opposite side of the bench and starts churchin like he don't hear me reading the words of my book aloud. So he talkin bout some "Oh, so you layin down reading a book huh?" And I look at him like
"Yeah, made myself comfortable while I wait." but the way he said that shyt was just like how a no game having nikka would start a convo with a broad. So basically I carried the shyt outta him off gp with my response plus I was into my book and I could tell he was off just not in what way.
Then this nikka got the audacity to tell me I'm handsome and real live I literally gave him a combination of the
and 
and didn't say shyt, he said it again so this time I'm like "Look slim, you drunk I ain't even gonna hold it against you." and just kept reading my book while he laughing and sayin shyt all slurred. So this fool turn around and flip his hair back like broads be doin, turn back around and say "Which way are you goin?" Of course it ain't occur to me he meant my sexuality, I'm like I'm goin in that direction(Pointing on my side of the platform) so I get back in my book and this nikka talkin bout how much fun he just had at the bar and I'm tunin' out his rappin cuz at this point I felt like if I had to get up I might as well just steel the nikka cuz drunk nikkaz don't know when to stop and as his train on the other side is rollin in he looks at my shyt then as if his drunk slur language became sudden English to me cuz talkin bout some "Ooh boy, you got a big ass dikk." 
off the no bullshyt tho that's exactly what he said.... http://files.sharenator.com/What_the_fukk_Here_is_my_very_first_gif_OC_8db317_3365409-s480x360-364416.gif and this nikka just kept repeating it as he backed away all drunk to his train and I swear to yall nikkaz I never been more stunned in my life, it was like I wanted to get up and beat the shyt outta this nikka but I was laughing out of shock while pointing calling him a faggit, kill I had to of said the loudest "Pause No Homo!!!" in my entire life. He had an offended look soon as I started pointing laughing at him screamin no fukkin homo. Honestly, I'm glad I ain't punish this drunk ass nikka up for thinkin he was bout to treat himself to my bootyhole, go 'head tho yung I wish I had clutched that nikka I never been more disgusted in my life. Now either some of you trollin faggits have gone public or that 'momo shyt is gettin outta hand like shyt. 
I couldn't even read my book on the train ride home cuz I was so grossed out, it was like all I could think was "Why couldn't that of been a broad instead?" smmfh lemme spark this tree, my mind fukked up...
like shyt right now.Long story short, I'm gettin off work n shyt and I gotta take the train so I go hit the Metro(DMV heads I was at Foggy Bottom GWU), so I had 15 mins til the next Blue Line train come thru so I laid on the bench and started reading a book mindin mines. Next thing you know this drunk professional lookin middle aged nikka wit dreads comes and sits on the opposite side of the bench and starts churchin like he don't hear me reading the words of my book aloud. So he talkin bout some "Oh, so you layin down reading a book huh?" And I look at him like
"Yeah, made myself comfortable while I wait." but the way he said that shyt was just like how a no game having nikka would start a convo with a broad. So basically I carried the shyt outta him off gp with my response plus I was into my book and I could tell he was off just not in what way.Then this nikka got the audacity to tell me I'm handsome and real live I literally gave him a combination of the
and and didn't say shyt, he said it again so this time I'm like "Look slim, you drunk I ain't even gonna hold it against you." and just kept reading my book while he laughing and sayin shyt all slurred. So this fool turn around and flip his hair back like broads be doin, turn back around and say "Which way are you goin?" Of course it ain't occur to me he meant my sexuality, I'm like I'm goin in that direction(Pointing on my side of the platform) so I get back in my book and this nikka talkin bout how much fun he just had at the bar and I'm tunin' out his rappin cuz at this point I felt like if I had to get up I might as well just steel the nikka cuz drunk nikkaz don't know when to stop and as his train on the other side is rollin in he looks at my shyt then as if his drunk slur language became sudden English to me cuz talkin bout some "Ooh boy, you got a big ass dikk." off the no bullshyt tho that's exactly what he said.... http://files.sharenator.com/What_the_fukk_Here_is_my_very_first_gif_OC_8db317_3365409-s480x360-364416.gif and this nikka just kept repeating it as he backed away all drunk to his train and I swear to yall nikkaz I never been more stunned in my life, it was like I wanted to get up and beat the shyt outta this nikka but I was laughing out of shock while pointing calling him a faggit, kill I had to of said the loudest "Pause No Homo!!!" in my entire life. He had an offended look soon as I started pointing laughing at him screamin no fukkin homo. Honestly, I'm glad I ain't punish this drunk ass nikka up for thinkin he was bout to treat himself to my bootyhole, go 'head tho yung I wish I had clutched that nikka I never been more disgusted in my life. Now either some of you trollin faggits have gone public or that 'momo shyt is gettin outta hand like shyt. I couldn't even read my book on the train ride home cuz I was so grossed out, it was like all I could think was "Why couldn't that of been a broad instead?" smmfh lemme spark this tree, my mind fukked up...
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, titties big as fukk
and she blaze she a lil west coast Seattle chick (Intern season on the Hill
). I'ma try to link wit her tomorrow so I'll try to take some flicks....
What were you reading that gave him the idea that he had a shot with you? 
