Awful promos in PS1 wrestling games appreciation thread

[Riley Escobar]

Got all of them here

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

 

[HollywoodP]

me and my nikkas used to run around dropping the Syxx one all the time.
"if ya feelin kinda froggy, I'll slap on the buzzkiller and rip your arm right outta socket WOLFPACK STYLE!"