I was at work waiting all day for this dude to plummet to Earth and he cancels.
What do you mean? It's 1 guy and he's volunteering to do this. How could this experiment, which requires a human body, be done without using an actually human body? You wont get the same results dropping a sack a potatoes from that high.
You act like no research or preparation had been put into this. Oh wait, I guess Red Bull should've donated that money to religion instead right?
No because Christianity already give you wings.
I got stoned and forgot
you're on the worst drug of them all friend, stupidityYou really had to tell us you were on drugs, friend?
you're on the worst drug of them all friend, stupidity