I was at work waiting all day for this dude to plummet to Earth and he cancels.

What do you mean? It's 1 guy and he's volunteering to do this. How could this experiment, which requires a human body, be done without using an actually human body? You wont get the same results dropping a sack a potatoes from that high.
You act like no research or preparation had been put into this. Oh wait, I guess Red Bull should've donated that money to religion instead right?![]()
No because Christianity already give you wings.![]()

...if that chute don't open when it supposed to or too late when he finally does that jump..he's closed casket material lol
must've been fate that they cancelled it... 
I got stoned and forgot![]()
you're on the worst drug of them all friend, stupidityYou really had to tell us you were on drugs, friend?
you're on the worst drug of them all friend, stupidity
