Ate a Migdet's buttocks...

[usopp]

Oh fukk i didn't know that dude was a faq. I would have made fun of him for havin HIV.

 

[usopp]

Did it have huge fukkin head and a small body?? Did it look like Charley Brown with gender identity disorder???

 

[The 2020 New Member]

wait. so you really did eat a TRANNY midget butt?

i'll never know for sure. i think i overheard someone in that restaurant say that it was a hermaphrodite...but the proper term is intersex, i think.

Was it a short meal???

despite the size, it was a full course affair. i used so many different spoons by time i was done .

Did you get head when both of you were standing?

nah i didn't have time for all of that. i just ripped it open like a snickers and got my urethra franklin on.

 

[usopp]

i'll never know for sure. i think i overheard someone in that restaurant say that it was a hermaphrodite...but the proper term is intersex, i think.



despite the size, it was a full course affair. i used so many different spoons by time i was done .



nah i didn't have time for all of that. i just ripped it open like a snickers and got my urethra franklin on.

oh shyt, fukkin hilarious

 

[MBwithadream]

i didn't check the gender.

i was too busy garbage gobbling like a country wolf lost in the big city.

Really?!?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Really?!?

the life of a lycanthrope, breh...it's real.

 

[Strapped]

pic of said victim or it did not happen

 

[Just like bruddas]

i didn't check the gender.

i was too busy garbage gobbling like a country wolf lost in the big city.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

pic of said victim or it did not happen

this is the problem today. i was too busy tossing and snausaging dem cute lil' glutes to be snapping polaroids. maybe i can get some security cam footage but there ain't gonna be no sound, tho.