This woman brings me joy. Like, not that

kinda joy, either.
Well. Sometimes.
But mostly it's complete, pure just happiness that Kana exists in the world of wrestling, even in a place that doesn't use her how they should and can't understand her greatness because godforbid she comes from a different country than America, despite WWE bending over backwards to tell the world how
global they are as a company.
Asuka has less runs on top of the 'main roster' than Alexa Bliss.

I don't care who you are or what you believe; there is zero reason that should be the case.
None-none. Outside of an obsessive need to cater to the baser xenophobic instincts of the middle of this country - the woman is entertaining even when you can't understand her. I've been able to understand every single word Bayley has said since her heel turn and I haven't for a moment been as engaged as I was watching Asuka dance around down the ramp in an empty building.
God, her and Shin shouldn't have left Japan. fukk it, Balor either.
That being said: AsuKana is best girl, let her go back to kicking hos in the face again. fukk it, split up the KW, and have her injury-angle Kairi off to her honeymoon.
Side note: Woods! Get Asuka on fukking UUDD, nikka, I know you be in TSC, cuh. I'll send for Breeze and LRLR if I have to, don't make me!