Asuka/Kana appreciation thread

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This woman brings me joy. Like, not that :takedat:kinda joy, either.
Well. Sometimes.
But mostly it's complete, pure just happiness that Kana exists in the world of wrestling, even in a place that doesn't use her how they should and can't understand her greatness because godforbid she comes from a different country than America, despite WWE bending over backwards to tell the world how global they are as a company.

Asuka has less runs on top of the 'main roster' than Alexa Bliss. :mjtf: I don't care who you are or what you believe; there is zero reason that should be the case. None-none. Outside of an obsessive need to cater to the baser xenophobic instincts of the middle of this country - the woman is entertaining even when you can't understand her. I've been able to understand every single word Bayley has said since her heel turn and I haven't for a moment been as engaged as I was watching Asuka dance around down the ramp in an empty building.

God, her and Shin shouldn't have left Japan. fukk it, Balor either.

That being said: AsuKana is best girl, let her go back to kicking hos in the face again. fukk it, split up the KW, and have her injury-angle Kairi off to her honeymoon.

Side note: Woods! Get Asuka on fukking UUDD, nikka, I know you be in TSC, cuh. I'll send for Breeze and LRLR if I have to, don't make me!
 

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This woman brings me joy. Like, not that :takedat:kinda joy, either.
Well. Sometimes.
But mostly it's complete, pure just happiness that Kana exists in the world of wrestling, even in a place that doesn't use her how they should and can't understand her greatness because godforbid she comes from a different country than America, despite WWE bending over backwards to tell the world how global they are as a company.

Asuka has less runs on top of the 'main roster' than Alexa Bliss. :mjtf: I don't care who you are or what you believe; there is zero reason that should be the case. None-none. Outside of an obsessive need to cater to the baser xenophobic instincts of the middle of this country - the woman is entertaining even when you can't understand her. I've been able to understand every single word Bayley has said since her heel turn and I haven't for a moment been as engaged as I was watching Asuka dance around down the ramp in an empty building.

God, her and Shin shouldn't have left Japan. fukk it, Balor either.

That being said: AsuKana is best girl, let her go back to kicking hos in the face again. fukk it, split up the KW, and have her injury-angle Kairi off to her honeymoon.

Side note: Woods! Get Asuka on fukking UUDD, nikka, I know you be in TSC, cuh. I'll send for Breeze and LRLR if I have to, don't make me!

She's been on it before, I think
 
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