Assign CAW sliders to wrestlers

[Scott Steiner]

Scott Steiner, the Bib Bab Booby Babbo, Any Year You Faaaaat Asses Can Imagine

• Overall: 1,845
• Stremth: 102
• Agilicity: 113
• Mike Tenaycity: 409
• Toughness: 157
• Strikes: 1, 2, 3, you're faaaaaat ass is out, Smoer Joe!
• Submission offense: 958
• High flying / high risk offense: Nothing is a risk to the Genetig Fmeak!
• Hardcoreness: What kind of butt-sucking question is this?
• Teamwork: 100 with Rick, 0 with Buff Bagwell
• Leadership / inspiration: Freaks are inspired by the Peaks
• Intelligence and Tactics: Graduated Magma Cube Louder from Michigan, now are you gonna suck my dikk or what?

 

[Doctor Wily]

We need 1984 Hogan wwf
1995 Cactus Jack ecw
1989 Great Muta wcw
1997 Rob Van Dam ecw
1996 Sid Vicious wwf

 

[Theolodius_Black]

Scott Steiner, the Bib Bab Booby Babbo, Any Year You Faaaaat Asses Can Imagine

• Overall: 1,845
• Stremth: 102
• Agilicity: 113
• Mike Tenaycity: 409
• Toughness: 157
• Strikes: 1, 2, 3, you're faaaaaat ass is out, Smoer Joe!
• Submission offense: 958
• High flying / high risk offense: Nothing is a risk to the Genetig Fmeak!
• Hardcoreness: What kind of butt-sucking question is this?
• Teamwork: 100 with Rick, 0 with Buff Bagwell
• Leadership / inspiration: Freaks are inspired by the Peaks
• Intelligence and Tactics: Graduated Magma Cube Louder from Michigan, now are you gonna suck my dikk or what?

There's only 8 1/3% chance at best of somebody making a better post than this.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

1993-1994 "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray

Overall: 99

Strength: 99 - Cokeboy's image of a wrestler personified

Agility: 99

Tenacity (likelihood to not submit or say i quit): 98, I saw him tap out to the Sharpshooter in a singles match against HitGOAT. Had to dock a point for that one even though everyone would've tapped out

Toughness (likelihood to not be pinned 1-2-3): 98, see above

Strikes: 99 - look at him bust Jericho's shyt up in SMW


Submission offense: 17, didn't need to use submissions since he was one of the greatest tag-team wrestlers of all-time

High flying / high risk offense

Hardcoreness: 28, he didn't need garbage wrestling to get over

Teamwork - 99, Heavenly Bodies one of the GOAT tag-teams of our era

Leadership / inspiration - 99, he's inspired an entire generation of wrestling fans & was a man amongst the people

Intelligence and Tactics - 99, happened a few years later but smashed Beulah in her prime & left her for that toilet water drinking scrub Tommy Dreamer to pick up the sloppy seconds

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

1995 Cactus Jack ecw

• Overall - 81
• Strength - 69
• Agility - 42
• Tenacity (likelihood to not submit or say i quit) - 90
• Toughness (likelihood to not be pinned 1-2-3) - 70
• Strikes - 85
• Submission offense - 75
• High flying / high risk offense - 50
• Hardcoreness - 99
• Teamwork - 75
• Leadership / inspiration - 80
• Intelligence and Tactics* - 79

 

[CBoz]

Scott Steiner, the Bib Bab Booby Babbo, Any Year You Faaaaat Asses Can Imagine

• Overall: 1,845
• Stremth: 102
• Agilicity: 113
• Mike Tenaycity: 409
• Toughness: 157
• Strikes: 1, 2, 3, you're faaaaaat ass is out, Smoer Joe!
• Submission offense: 958
• High flying / high risk offense: Nothing is a risk to the Genetig Fmeak!
• Hardcoreness: What kind of butt-sucking question is this?
• Teamwork: 100 with Rick, 0 with Buff Bagwell
• Leadership / inspiration: Freaks are inspired by the Peaks
• Intelligence and Tactics: Graduated Magma Cube Louder from Michigan, now are you gonna suck my dikk or what?

Sympy: 0

 

[Playaz Eyez]

2016 Ricochet/Prince Puma

• Overall: 90
  
• Strength: 85
  
• Agility: 99
  
• Tenacity (likelihood to not submit or say i quit): 90
  
• Toughness (likelihood to not be pinned 1-2-3): 85
  
• Strikes: 80
  
• Submission offense: 70
  
• High flying / high risk offense: 99
  
• Hardcoreness: 85
  
• Teamwork: 75
  
• Leadership / inspiration: 70
  
• Intelligence and Tactics*: 80

Mic Skills: 15

 

[Y.B.E]

2014 Brock Lesnar

• Overall: 99
• Strength: 98
• Agility: 71
• Tenacity (likelihood to not submit or say i quit): 94
• Toughness (likelihood to not be pinned 1-2-3): 99
• Strikes: 93
• Submission offense: 80
• High flying / high risk offense: 61
• Hardcoreness: 88
• Teamwork: 31
• Leadership / inspiration: 80
• Intelligence and Tactics*: 82

Agility 71?

 

[El Guapo]

Agility 71?

That was 2013 Brock Lesnar

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Agility 71?

Not sure the agility we are supposed to be seeing here

That lariat on McIntyre tho was BRUTAL

 

[Y.B.E]

Not sure the agility we are supposed to be seeing here

That lariat on McIntyre tho was BRUTAL

So you missed that whole slide out the ring and kill slater with that clothesline spot?

Even the announcers talked about how fast it was

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Milk that hard camera, Goldberg

1998 GOLDBERG

• Overall: 99
• Strength: 99
• Agility: 80
• Tenacity (likelihood to not submit or say i quit): 99
• Toughness (likelihood to not be pinned 1-2-3): 98
• Strikes: 92
• Submission offense: 40
• High flying / high risk offense: 35
• Hardcoreness: 25
• Teamwork: 10
• Leadership / inspiration: 80
• Intelligence and Tactics: 82

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

So you missed that whole slide out the ring and kill slater with that clothesline spot?

Even the announcers talked about how fast it was

I guess

 

[mrken12]

1999 X-Pac

• Overall: 80
  
• Strength: 60
  
• Agility: 95
  
• Tenacity (likelihood to not submit or say i quit): 80
  
• Toughness (likelihood to not be pinned 1-2-3): 75
  
• Strikes: 85
  
• Submission offense: 50
  
• High flying / high risk offense: 85
  
• Hardcoreness: 70
  
• Teamwork: 95
  
• Leadership / inspiration: 70
  
• Intelligence and Tactics*: 75

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

2004 JBL

• Overall: 90
  
• Strength: 92
  
• Agility: 72
  
• Tenacity (likelihood to not submit or say i quit): 82
  
• Toughness (likelihood to not be pinned 1-2-3): 80
  
• Strikes: 89
  
• Submission offense: 40
  
• High flying / high risk offense: 32
  
• Hardcoreness: 93
  
• Teamwork: 41
  
• Leadership / inspiration: 88
  
• Intelligence and Tactics: 99