Asses in TV and Movies

[Reality]

And when they do, they use ass doubles.

hollywood tryin to make us believe this:

belongs to this:

when in reality it's this:

 

[Jax]

Tight Pants, or spandex they don't even show some color brehs not even some curves, all you see is shadow! And them pants are always black or really dark.
Last show I've seen they don't hide them pawgs asses is Golden Boy, that female detective got some phattie in her
Back to the issue, It can't be a coincidence

 

[killacal]

Sees a movie is rated R for language and brief nudity

*Knows its gonna be a dudes ass*

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

look at most hollywood women... they don't have any ass.. and they are still considered the most beautiful.. then they gain 10 pounds and they are "fat" and people wonder what's wrong with them... then the work stops


i'm saying that to say, these directors don't give a damn about ass.. they'll give you every "titty in a low cut tee" shot they possibly can.. but when it comes to highlighting that ass, they could give two fukks

worse is when they do actually showcase it, and it's the boniest, smallest ass in the world, but they hyping it up like the guys all going crazy over it.. which is what i imagine white guys do over those hollywood broads

like megan fox in transformers... she ain't got no ass.. had the white boys going nuts... the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST... face off.. when that wrinkly ass, pancake ass, old ass wife was walking away and they zoomed all in on it like it was something anybody cared about... even had him with the line "i love watching you leave" nikka please

 

[flo]

Most of Black Widow's promo shots are from the back though? Discounts your theory there

It's not like she got much to show anyway

Same with Anne Hathaway as Catwoman

Most Hollywood actresses can't fill out a jumpsuit.

notice how there's like one bad bish with a phatty in Hollywood (Jessica Biel) and she ain't even getting quality work compared to these skinny no ass having broads.

Or maybe because she can't act?

Phatty?

look at most hollywood women... they don't have any ass.. and they are still considered the most beautiful.. then they gain 10 pounds and they are "fat" and people wonder what's wrong with them... then the work stops


i'm saying that to say, these directors don't give a damn about ass.. they'll give you every "titty in a low cut tee" shot they possibly can.. but when it comes to highlighting that ass, they could give two fukks

worse is when they do actually showcase it, and it's the boniest, smallest ass in the world, but they hyping it up like the guys all going crazy over it.. which is what i imagine white guys do over those hollywood broads

like megan fox in transformers... she ain't got no ass.. had the white boys going nuts... the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST... face off.. when that wrinkly ass, pancake ass, old ass wife was walking away and they zoomed all in on it like it was something anybody cared about... even had him with the line "i love watching you leave" nikka please

LOL I remember when this picture was supposed to be a big deal

 

[TheDarceKnight]

Most of Black Widow's promo shots are from the back though? Discounts your theory there

She's trying so hard to arch the back too. Tom foolery.

 

[Dank Hill]

lol I remember when this scene from weeds had all the white boys going wild talking bout, "nancy got a perfect ass". That shyt looks like a dudes ass

[ame]http://vimeo.com/26150654[/ame]

 

[Methodical]

thread reminded me of this clip from Misfits

Nathalie Emmanuel - YouTube

I didn't realize this the same girl in the Games of Thrones who plays Missandei

 

[EQ.]

Most of Black Widow's promo shots are from the back though? Discounts your theory there

It's not like she got much to show anyway

Same with Anne Hathaway as Catwoman

Most Hollywood actresses can't fill out a jumpsuit.



Or maybe because she can't act?

Phatty?

LOL I remember when this picture was supposed to be a big deal

but scar jo/blake lively/january jones/ etc can act??? tho point off from me for hyping biels ass tho it is not a 'phatty' it is several levels above avg white gurl ass so with posting the absolutely worst ass pic u could find of hers.

 

[EQ.]

Make of it what u will

 

[Reggie]

But they quick to show a chick with a pancake ass though.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Gina Torres in the shield

http://www.yourceleb.net/tubes-ebony/gina-torres-the-shield-nude-butt.php

 

[stepbackj34spud]

This sh*t is not a coincidence.. it happens so much where they pan out right as there about to show ass.

 

[flo]

but scar jo/blake lively/january jones/ etc can act??? tho point off from me for hyping biels ass tho it is not a 'phatty' it is several levels above avg white gurl ass so with posting the absolutely worst ass pic u could find of hers.

Scarlett can act (Girl With The Pearl Earring, Lost in Translation). Don't know who Blake Lively or January Jones are though.

Its alright

 

[Q2EEzY]