Ask a nikka who just ate a whole teaspoon of wasabi anything

[Capitol]

Breh there has to be someone in your area giving out free food today. Cut out this buffoonery

 

[ORDER_66]

Reminds me of a time I was at a Asian fusion bar on a date and we were chilling at the bar and I had been drinking and asked the bar tender if I could have a pineapple from the jar. He was like its been sitting in vodka for weeks and it's not a good idea. Of course my young and adventurous self was like

"I've had jungle juice before calm down old fella and give me the pineapple"


That pineapple hit my tongue and cheek and it was like I was injected with novacaine all over my face.


Went straight numb. Kept a straight face and excused my self to the restroom and proceeded to throw up my whole dinner

Walked out the restroom like a G though

 

[CopiousX]

What possessed you to do that?

Showing out for a woman.


Took thksgiving off from work and went abroad. Im illiterate in the local language and Locals are also giving off some strong -energy.



Fortunately, While here i met a sista here from Akron, OH of all places. She is also more illiterate than i am in the local language so i end up playing tour guide with her. I had the bright idea of heading down to the Japan themed restaurant beside our hotel lobby. And You can pretty much guess what happens from here.

Did you know that's not really wasabi? It's doctored up horse radish, real wasabi is tremendously expensive to produce

Didn't know that.


but i think this might be the real thing. The hotel which the restaurant is attatched to had legit flew out a whole japanese chef from halfway accross the world to be in their kitchen. They probably got the bankroll to pull off real wasabi...

You didn't know what wassabi was?!?

I didnt think it would be this baaaad

 

[mykey]

I didnt think it would be this baaaad

The good thing about Wasabi is that it clears real quick from the system. It's the GOAT radish for Sushi tho. I love it.

 

[RARI_Godwind]

How it feel comin out