Asian Massage Parlor
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DatBoiHawk
HAWK
good looks
fukkyalifestyle
Superstar
the massages are trash but who goes for a massage 
Rice'N Beckford
**King of ADOS**
Dont think I want any of them 12 yr old looking chinamen near my dikk 
I went in one to get a gift card for a coworker last xmas and the owner was begging me to get one too. "You com bak any time! Any time!" And I was like 
Then one of the workers came out cheesing looking like an asian Jerome from Martin. Total yukmouth. Told em "nah I'm good, thank you very much" and bounced
Then one of the workers came out cheesing looking like an asian Jerome from Martin. Total yukmouth. Told em "nah I'm good, thank you very much" and bouncedfukkyalifestyle
Superstar
I went twice but thats cause all my boys went and I wanted to try it. Never again tho most of those bytches are prob sex slaves I dont need that shyt on my conscious.
Neil Tyson
YYZ
BmoreGorilla
Veteran
I went to one a bunch of times years ago. Pay the old lady 60 and get led to a room. Always had a different chick tho. You can never tell the age on those Asian chicks. Anyway they tell you to get naked and lead you to the shower room where they thoroughly clean you up. Dry off in the sauna. Get a massage and then they tell you to flip over and ask what you want.
I always said everything
Everything was an extra 100. Stopped going after the last chick I saw made out with me. Got caught up in the moment but that post nut clarity had a nikka likethe whole ride home. shyt was fun tho
I always said everything
Everything was an extra 100. Stopped going after the last chick I saw made out with me. Got caught up in the moment but that post nut clarity had a nikka like
the whole ride home. shyt was fun tho
Is there any science behind this?
#1 I dont like condoms
#2 this sounds must more cost effective...
my nikka I got you on reps when they let me againhttp://www.eccie.net/index.php go down and find your area and go to spa reviews
DatBoiHawk
HAWK
I went to one a bunch of times years ago. Pay the old lady 60 and get led to a room. Always had a different chick tho. You can never tell the age on those Asian chicks. Anyway they tell you to get naked and lead you to the shower room where they thoroughly clean you up. Dry off in the sauna. Get a massage and then they tell you to flip over and ask what you want.
I always said everything
Everything was an extra 100. Stopped going after the last chick I saw made out with me. Got caught up in the moment but that post nut clarity had a nikka like
Neil Tyson
YYZ
They take it a bit far too sometimes. This Asian girl was sucking me off then moved to do 69, I stopped her, but she gave me a smile. People don't know how vulnerable you are getting a BJ.
That moment of weakness.
I ate that shyt like a fresh piece of mango brehs.
I washed her front down myself before tho
I was driving home with this face on the whole time.
That moment of weakness.
I ate that shyt like a fresh piece of mango brehs.
I washed her front down myself before thoI was driving home with this face on the whole time.
fukkyalifestyle
Superstar
good for you, you know how to quote a message and bold certain words.
aXiom
Maximized Potential
Science.. nikka my cousin taught me that shyt when I was like 15.. I've been std free ever since and I've been known to mess with some loose females..Is there any science behind this?
#1 I dont like condoms
#2 this sounds must more cost effective...
8 ounces of vinegar for every half bag of skittles.. it could last up to a week if you used only the red colored ones but then you'd have to buy like 6 bags and sort through them shyts.. valuable time that could be better off spent in some guts
And don't use sour skittles.. unless you don't want the bytch to ever have kids.
Neil Tyson
YYZ
Vinegar is like a magic potion.
