ASAP Rocky & SchoolBoy Q back and forth interview [NOISEY]

[PabloEscobar]

" I fukk chyna like back in 1998 when i was a lil nikka"

 

[Beastmode]

"yeah like a valley retarded bytch"

 

[Art Barr]

Thats the life. I swear I wanna go on tour, I need one of these rappers I be fukking with to get some kind of marginal success so a nikka can just go on tour, perform, and experience different cities and shyt.

being on tour was like making my cartoon life turn into fritz the cat.

l miss being on the road.


art barr

 

[L&HH]

being on tour was like making my cartoon life turn into fritz the cat.

l miss being on the road.


art barr

I didnt even catch that reference, I had Wikipedia that

 

[Art Barr]

asap needs to learn to finish his hit when he hits the bong. wastin all that good smoke.

bongs with no hole and you have to pull are huffness.

i hate bongs like that,..you can't get wavy, for real with bongs like that.


art barr

 

[jwinfield]

Needs to be a reality show of this tour with ASAP, Q and Danny

 

[Art Barr]

I didnt even catch that reference, I had Wikipedia that

my life is already a cartoon.

on tour,..it goes out of control outta my control.

you be just chillin and it is like,...damn, can't i go a tour without:

punching a nikka
shaking a promoter
checking a promoter
being involved in some body else meglomania.

havin to beat up nikkaz for ther artists
no weed when you really need some
a whole bunch of weed, then no weed
i don't drink bit wake up to champagne mimosa's on tour every morning.
street shyt,..that is outta your control
transpo break down
towns with great females you can't fukk'em all,..but it could happen.

to the next night far as fukk from the last stop and no great females for days.
no blunts,....i swear white people are all bowls..bongs are cool to show out, but that shyt wastes my weed.

great weed connects,...
towns with no connects, or bullshyt connects
cleveland : no offense, bu the shyt look like somebody put it in a crack pipe and smoked.
all the hotels except like the radisson are burned't down.
then they fukk up your reservation at the radisson.

then you gotta stay outta state and still perform in cleveland.
at&t cellphones don't work, especially in cleveland

stopped by auhorities, for no reason

in rAin in transpo with bad tires,...where you just go to sleep cause you are like i jist don't wanna be up for the mortally ending death crash.


just a whole new adventures of fukery,..you did not ask for.

that you don't precipitate or start...yet always finds you.

other than that,..the shyt is great!!


art barr

 

[JulesWinfield]

bongs with no hole and you have to pull are huffness.

i hate bongs like that,..you can't get wavy, for real with bongs like that.


art barr

i don't mind sliders. i just hate when someone passes me the bong and it's still full of stale smoke cause they couldnt finish their hit.

 

[TheHomie]

nikka Q said

"like a valley retarded bytch"

 

[L&HH]

my life is already a cartoon.

on tour,..it goes out of control outta my control.

you be just chillin and it is like,...damn, can't i go a tour without:

punching a nikka
shaking a promoter
checking a promoter
being involved in some body else meglomania.

havin to beat up nikkaz for ther artists
no weed when you really need some
a whole bunch of weed, then no weed
i don't drink bit wake up to champagne mimosa's on tour every morning.
street shyt,..that is outta your control
transpo break down
towns with great females you can't fukk'em all,..but it could happen.

to the next night far as fukk from the last stop and no great females for days.
no blunts,....i swear white people are all bowls..bongs are cool to show out, but that shyt wastes my weed.

great weed connects,...
towns with no connects, or bullshyt connects
cleveland : no offense, bu the shyt look like somebody put it in a crack pipe and smoked.
all the hotels except like the radisson are burned't down.
then they fukk up your reservation at the radisson.

then you gotta stay outta state and still perform in cleveland.
at&t cellphones don't work, especially in cleveland

stopped by auhorities, for no reason

in rAin in transpo with bad tires,...where you just go to sleep cause you are like i jist don't wanna be up for the mortally ending death crash.


just a whole new adventures of fukery,..you did not ask for.

that you don't precipitate or start...yet always finds you.

other than that,..the shyt is great!!


art barr

You rap or manage a rapper or something?

 

[jdagga]

Roseland tickets go on sale tomorrow morning.. I'm there..

 

[Art Barr]

oh yeah,...

the bad part for me on tour is:
i do not like white women but everyone else does.

so you sitting around trying to do some hood shyt.

while everybody else just wants to stay in the underground venue and be woth whitewomen.

that is the one bad part about being in the underground.

no black women except for a token here and there and dorcing nikkaz to do some hood shyt. plus finding some black women,..to get on.

that white women shyt,...i can't stand that shyt!!

i could have fukked the entire pawg underground population, too.

except i do not do whitewomen,..i already experimented!

shyt was huff and i'm cool on that bullshyt.

shyt is funny cause they always turn down other artist to try to get up with me and i be like....
you might as well settle for cunninglinguist or somebody, else..

i'm deso!!



art barr

 

[Art Barr]

i don't mind sliders. i just hate when someone passes me the bong and it's still full of stale smoke cause they couldnt finish their hit.

that is why sliders are huff,..nobody finishes all their real hits with a slider.

then when you on tour,..somebody always got one.

sckraight buzz kill,...then they not real schmokers.

talembout blunts make me,...man, shut cho puss ass up.

we schmokin blunts today,...i be straight having to excercise my authority on fans with that shyt.

if ya bong don't got a hole,..i ain't wasting my weed, and i ain't schmoking no weak ass papers.

that is why i love canada...they want american blunts so bad.

they love americans who know american brands, or bring them.
they straight pay you ten to twenty dollars for a box of dutches.

i was sckaight bringing them those shyts.

i had to get them off those huff stale ass dutches and put them on swishers and owls.

in canada owls got the old seventies box, too!!

shyt is cool!!

only bad thing about canucks, eh!!

is they try to smoke weed with tobacco...i will sckrwight smack you for that tobacco blunt shyt.

i hate tobacco!!!




art barr

 

[Hammer]

Schoolboy Q Is Hilarious

Danny Brown

 

[Rominati]

School Boy Q said.


"nikkas was jus telling me the other day about how he was fukking some bytch in the ass . I was like see Danny, thats why you ugly as fukk and toothless"




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