I only fukked with Oatmeal Cream Pies, Fudge Rounds, and Swiss Rolls. Growing up as a kid in the summer, going to the corner store with a dollar meant I'd be able to get a 25 cent bag of chips, a faygo, and a cake.
I can't eat any of it now though. I had my girl buy a box of oatmeal cream pies a few years back and I was in the middle of eating one when I looked at that shyt like

......

and just threw it away.