As A Kid There Was No Better Feeling

[Buckeye Fever]

My cousin used to drink dish washing liquid to throw up and stay home

I used to take crackers, peanuts & fruit punch and mix them together and pour them on the floor and say "i just throwed up"

 

[Ricky Church]

half-days were my favorite. probably more than just off days. especially when it was half on a friday and the weekend was coming.

we had test days and would get out at around 10-11am and shyt, me and my homies would hit the corner store and Blimpie hard buying up all kinda junk food just to go back to my house and play video-games for days straight.

last time I remember doing this was when GTA: Vice City came out back in 2002. playing Halo and RAW2 for the x-box. dope.

 

[Malta]

When the Gym teacher said "fukk it" and just let your class play basketball all week.

 

[london]

When you wake up and hear it's a snow day.

Used to wake up like

I lived about 10 minute walk from my school and my moms made me walk to school one time, when the whole fukking place was snowed in

There was me, one other kid and about 5 teacher that turned up but they let us go home after an hour of waiting around

 

[Ricky Church]

or them days when you walked into class and saw your teacher was absent and you had a sub instead.

whether they had work lined up or not, we were still to have a sub to fukk with.

 

[Ricky Church]

I lived about 10 minute walk from my school and my moms made me walk to school one time, when the whole fukking place was snowed in

There was me, one other kid and about 5 teacher that turned up but they let us go home after an hour of waiting around

lmao. that reminds me of the "Everybody Hates Chris" episode where Rochelle made Chris go to school during a blizzard and there was no one there except the principal (George from Seinfeld.)

 

[london]

Whenever it was time for a maths lesson, I would mysteriously get ill and go to the school nurse

And then by miracle, I would be 100% better by the next lesson

 

[Dig]

That tornado warning shyt . Everybody in the hall.. Head between ya legs. Moms done showed up to check a nikka out tho

 

[luckyse7enz]

Half-days....






























....before Christmas breaks!

SEE YOU MOTHERfukkERS NEXT YEAR!

 

[Ricky Church]

I used to setup my sickness the day before. I'd complain right around dinner time the night before that my stomach was hurting something serious. then I'd pretend to go to sleep and wait till morning when my mom woke me and my brother up for school and I'd still be laying there like I had a stomach ache till she said I could stay home.

 

[Tunez]

The day after Christmas

 

[LA Fisher]

half-days were my favorite. probably more than just off days. especially when it was half on a friday and the weekend was coming.

we had test days and would get out at around 10-11am and shyt, me and my homies would hit the corner store and Blimpie hard buying up all kinda junk food just to go back to my house and play video-games for days straight.

last time I remember doing this was when GTA: Vice City came out back in 2002. playing Halo and RAW2 for the x-box. dope.

Damn breh this thread got me ready to cry. 10 nikkas in the crib crowded around the tv watching nikkas play golden eye

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I lived about 10 minute walk from my school and my moms made me walk to school one time, when the whole fukking place was snowed in

There was me, one other kid and about 5 teacher that turned up but they let us go home after an hour of waiting around

I know you had to have been cursing her ass out when she told you to walk out there

 

[BodieBroadus]

When yo' ass pulls off the perfect "fake sick" and your mom lets you go back to sleep...

...when you wake back up an hour later, walk out to the living room and see that yo' mom took the day off, too.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

I used to get called out early for my orthodontist appts once a month for almost 4 years

Then when I was a senior and turned 18, I could check myself out of school