THE TRUEST MARK OF A WARRIOR IS WHAT IGNITE HIS SOULS IN BATTLE!!! MORTALS HAVE TRIED TO CHANGE THIS LAW OF DESTRUCTION, AND HAVE MET THEIR DEMISE EVERY TIME THEY TEMPTED FATES LUST FOR ANARCHY!!!!
DESPAIR, MY WARRIORS, FOR A NEW LAW HAS BEEN WRITTEN IN THE HALLS OF COMBAT, WRITHING WITH SEEDLESS CLAIMS OF LEGEND, HOPING FOR GLORIOUS RUIN!!! IN THESE DESIGNS OF AMBIGUOUS SHACKLES, MAN HAS CONJURED UP A FATE FOR HIMSELF THAT BRINGS NO GLORY, BUT THE APOCALYPTIC DELIVERANCE FROM THE AWFUL GOODNESS OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.
HEAR MY WORDS, WARRIORS, AND BEHOLD THE LIES THAT ARE THE MARKINGS THAT DIVIDE THE CHOSEN FROM THE UNWORTHYYYYYY!!!
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