Gettin back into my coaches review bag, must say the lineup of ladies was 7/10.
Coach's Review: PTBOFL Ep. 34
V was pretty n cool, she's bubbly and I like that but she was too indecisive like some said.... but her type u can have wrapped around your finger. Was cool that the breh that had to let her know she looked good ended up being her match. Blunt/direct ftw
7/10
> 1st homie Chris who was a heavy herbivore (weedhead) coulda downplayed it, on dating shows n shyt women will quickly use something like that to disqualify you just based on social perception, just peep the comments under the vid... I'm prolly a bigger herbivore than him n I would'n't have led with "smoking a lotta weed" as a way to wind down.... "music, meditation/breathing, sauna after a workout, reading, nature, glass of wine or a nice joint, running a bath or getting a massage".... just not making the weed seem like that's it n that's all but to each his own.
2nd girl had no style and more importantly a bad build but none of the brehs wanted to keep it a stack commenting on her body even though they all popped before she even said what she did
3/10
Unfortunate for 3rd shorty.... she says "My name is Uche" @ 0:22:30 and before 0:22:33 all balloons are popped, sheeeesh. (ngl shyt had me like
thinkin she was a Decepticon so I KNOW she got it rough just off her voice). Seems like a cool chick voice aside n she owned her voice/personality so I fw her for that but yeah, that deep voice is a tough attribute n she kept sayin "I was expecting that" on their answers so she already knows that shyt's a turn off even tho she tried to save face sayin some men like it, some don't.... it's probably 5% that do & 95% that don't if we keeping it a bean
4/10
Sydney fine ass had me wanted to roll down them straps on her dress all the way, she would have me up inside her on call... hair, body, aesthetics was A1. She was slick throwing me tho how she kept tryna tie intuition into her decisions like damn baby your intuition speak fast af lmao but I knew it was bs when she told my boy Josh the short King based on what she felt in the moment he wasn't her guy, nah baby keep it funky it was his height. From that point I knew she was full of it, then she matched with Chris n I knew she was more on the physical despite all that shyt she was talking. She was #1 on this lineup for me tho
9/10
I thought Cynn was cross-eyed when she 1st got in full view n that shyt threw me despite her fit build n outgoing personality, she was coo but nothing to write home about imo. What confirmed I might be right about her eyesight was when she said she liked the last breh's outfit after all the other joints shot his shyt down ( I personally ain't seen a nikka in Tommy in bout 10 years), a bytch with bad taste aint the one for me....
6/10
Kimberly reminded me of this 1 girl from middle school in the face without the body, I imagine if she'd developed a lil somethin by now this is what she'd look like (funny enough I checked my middle school yearbook n shorty's name
is Kimberly too, what a coincidence--- we're having a reunion in a few months, if she shows up with this build
). Dress had her lookin A1 the way it was hugging her, damn near felt like she had a thong on the way the print of the dress off her thighs was showin... prolly just my mind tryna hit no pins at the bowling alley... Plus for being a teacher, she teaches the grade I skipped so I'm sure she can teach me some things I mighta missed, and vice versa
8/10
> I get breh in the grey's point about being them being indecisive but clearly his presentation or magnetism ain't at the level he thinks it is. This the first interaction these women are having with you and the decision of who to get to know intimately can affect a lot in your life whether it seems insignificant or not.... Yeah the choose up wasn't instantaneous like he wanted but popping for that lowkey seemed like a copout, I could be wrong on that though but he turned around n rated her a 20/10 so I just feel like if she warranted that outrageous rating to come out your mouth you coulda gave her a lil grace of a few seconds to see if you were who she was feelin
Chasity has potential, the legs were looking lovely with the feet n toes to match, n I like when women wear them lace-up heels too..... wouldn't date a flight attendant but I'd sure as hell put her through the flo', she seemed cool enough and I liked that she valued family ties.
6/10
>The short King Josh killed me too the couple times they asked where they were from and he kept saying "do you mean like where you went to High school?" My nikka what?!
If they wanted to know where you went to High school that woulda been the question my guy, shyt just made him sound lame lol
Last girl Jojo was cool too, like the question she asked of what they've done to prepare for a relationship.... that was probably one of the most genuine but relevant questions I've heard asked on the show. Didn't get to really see the bottom teeth breh mentioned that made her retort with "I mean... but you gotta gap" but outside of that she was a nice option... Update: learned she is an OF creator thanks to the breh
@Rain so based off her freakiness I had to add an extra .5 ( if you wanted to cuff her I would subtract 4.5)
7.5/10 -> 8/10
As a tall gang board member, it was tough to see Josh get popped on every time damn near 1st just for his height, as far as fits he was the cleanest there imo n he got his bag right before dating like he said... seems like word to the comments, they might have to set up a height-based episode cause it damn near aint fair.... the game is the game but that height shyt is a real life ether/kryptonite out here to short gang, makes you respect the ones out here eating even more.
Entertaining episode, big shouts to Arlette n her team getting that bag n ultimate nod to her platform with the YT premium ad sponsorship