Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson Split, Engagement Called Off

[MikelArteta]

Bro females this generation are just fickle
They move on with quickness

I dont think it was like this late 90s or 2000s

its like a job, the average person isn't quitting their job without another one lined up, they may not start right away but it could b next week or the week after.

when a woman breaks up with you its like joshua and caleb in the bible who were spies and went into the promised land to see if it was good. These chicks have already infiltrated and tested and have their eyes on the prize. Break up on a sunday you check their instagram ten min later and all your photos are gone, blink your eyes and new male friends and "cousins" are in the photos

 

[Software]

His quotes about Ariana

“I was jerking off to her before I met her.”

"Any time we’re intimate, I’m always apologising and saying thank you. I swear to God. I’m like, you’re awesome for doing this, thank you so much."



How he makes himself last longer in bed with Ariana
"I was just thinking of my dad being burned alive. That’s what I do. I just think of my dad seeing that fire coming right towards him."

YYYY-YOU DON'T DESERVE DAT

Idgaf if I'm dating a Sanaa Lathan who's the CEO of Apple, if she wit me then we on the same level. But I'ma always act like she ain't on my level. bytches always want a nikka that's better than them whether they actually are or make them feel like they are.

 

[Flywin Lannister]

don't know who this guy is except for him being on snl. is he like an albino or something? he looks weird, almost like a vampire or something.

edit: @biscuitsnbangers could you undap me please. i got you on ignore, but i don't want to see your skank-ass name on my screen at all. thanks.

Random savagery


If @biscuitsnbangers now posts DMs this thread will be an INSTANT classic

 

[Born2BKing]

she'll be in a new relationship by Thursday

At least by next weekend. My bet is she goes country music singer this time.

 

[JLova]

Bro females this generation are just fickle
They move on with quickness

I dont think it was like this late 90s or 2000s

These days they are constantly told that they deserve the best no matter what. If they are unhappy, leave! Just my guess. Maybe it was over some other sh1t. This day and age though, getting married after a short period of dating is just not going to work.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

Back to black.

 

[ThirdAct]

I think Pete knew it was coming just like everybody else, he made a joke on SNL that they were gonna break up

I wouldn't wanna be wifed up to a pop star, that sounds like a miserable life, he lucky he smashed and got out

 

[Another Man]

its like a job, the average person isn't quitting their job without another one lined up, they may not start right away but it could b next week or the week after.

when a woman breaks up with you its like joshua and caleb in the bible who were spies and went into the promised land to see if it was good. These chicks have already infiltrated and tested and have their eyes on the prize. Break up on a sunday you check their instagram ten min later and all your photos are gone, blink your eyes and new male friends and "cousins" are in the photos

Social media adds to this big time too cuz chicks are now accessable 24/7 pretty much.

 

[Premeditated]

His quotes about Ariana

“I was jerking off to her before I met her.”

"Any time we’re intimate, I’m always apologising and saying thank you. I swear to God. I’m like, you’re awesome for doing this, thank you so much."



How he makes himself last longer in bed with Ariana
"I was just thinking of my dad being burned alive. That’s what I do. I just think of my dad seeing that fire coming right towards him."

if you gonna say some tasteless things like this, atleast have a punchline

 

[thekingsmen]

Pete on suicide watch

 

[The War Report]

Surprised not surprised.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

if you gonna say some tasteless things like this, atleast have a punchline

He's the punchline.

 

[The Rainmaker]

That pale hunchback gonna commit that.

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Didn’t that clown ass nikka tat her name on him?

Pete Davidson is talentless and got on cause his dad got killed in the Empire State Building and his mom used some of the payout to grease palms for her corny ass depressed son.

And the clown spent 100k on the engagement ring, I just read. What a f*cking fool

 

[Youseenmywork]

In, first page

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