“Oh hey yall! I was just looking for ways to drum up some excitement about what I got going on. I figured I would post a picture, a bathroom selfie, with no bra and a peek-a-boo shirt so you can see my breasts and let you know that I am making an announcement of me leaving all of my social media platforms. If I jump out and Cheddar Bob myself and say how it’s toxic and doesn’t allow me to grow, then it won’t seem as bad. But I don’t really want to leave and I probably won’t but I am hoping that someone will engage with me so I can have some excuse to make and continue using the platforms. If I really wanted to go, I would’ve left quietly, but where’s the attention in that? So enjoy my fun and crazy posts for the next few months as I wait for someone to help me stay. Oh yeah, I’m gonna be sober for 2 years in Dec! Be blessed!”
I translated it for yall, so you would know what she saying