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On that note, I don't understand why Cena and Nikki are even together at all beyond sex.
What if....
It's what's best for business....
On that note, I don't understand why Cena and Nikki are even together at all beyond sex.
WWE needs to stop fukking around and make Norman Smiley the surprise #15 entrant and have him deliver the greatest of...
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I didn't see the whole episode, but in theory, Nikki may have been justified. All that talk about how Cena was trying to keep his money to take care of his family was heartwarming and endearing... but it means that he basically told Nikki that she doesn't fit into the picture. "Yeah, I'm using this money to take care of my family... but you're just some random skank I'm boning, so you don't get shyt. :cener:" I can understand Nikki feeling some type of way about that, especially after he gave her that cohabitation agreement after she had already moved halfway across the country to be with him.
On that note, I don't understand why Cena and Nikki are even together at all beyond sex. He clearly thinks she's a dumb bytch, and he's made it clear that if she wants to be with him, she has to fit into his lifestyle (you're a guest in my house, I won't marry you, and I won't have any kids). Meanwhile she's struggling to accept a future that she doesn't want so that she doesn't look like a gold digger. This relationship has an expiration date.
- The season one finale of Total Divas on E! will air on Sunday, Dec. 15 and will be highlighted by former WWE and World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan asking Brie Bella for her hand in marriage. According to TVGuide.com, the official synopsis for the episode, titled “Ready to Ride,” is as follows: “In the Season 1 finale, Bryan pops the question to Brie in a romantic setting; at the same time, Nikki feels uncertain about her future with John Cena after a heated discussion about marriage and children;
Eva Marie is also so fukkin hot, n/h at her bein your most hated character. That along wit you hatin on the Bellas fine asses, callin couples "cute" and usin words like "tickled my fancy" and "ADORABLE" lets me know youOK, so after the first two episodes of the new cycle, my new most-hated character on TD is without a doubt Eva Marie, AKA Orange Rihanna knock off, AKA The Eva Bot 9000. She was completely and utterly AWFUL when she did the ring announcing. Her voice was so screechy and straining, I swear Vickie fukking Guerrero could do a better job. She is so dense, so narcissistic, and so fukking STUPID, that whenever she falls flat on her face I laugh with great pleasure. This will probably be the only time I'll ever side with the Bellas, but they were right on the money about Eva. Once this show goes away, unless she improves in the ring, she will be as useful as Nikki The Chin trying to bump around in the ring with her rented titties.
And speaking of Nikki The Chin...
As I've stated, I care very little for her relationship with Cena, to see what went down this week really tickled my fancy. Nikki is in a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. If she signs the deal, she's putting herself in a potential situation to end up with nothing, and if she doesn't sign it, it confirms a lot of folks' suspicions of her true intentions.
I almost felt bad for Nikki. Key word being ALMOST...
AS for other stuff, Bryan/Brie and Trin/Jon are epic cuteness turned up to 11, Ariane hasn't been TOO annoying, and Nattie is really starting to piss me off and is on the verge of winding up on my unfavorite people list for this show.
Oh, yeah and AJ had her cameo!
Sort of. She really meant it when she said didn't want to be on the show, as they didn't show her pipebomb, and only like 5 seconds of her match. She really wants her privacy.
And that's that, I guess.
Oh, I forgot to add one more thing: I find Alicia Fox to be completely ADORABLE on this show! Her showing up to laugh at other's struggles and mishaps is one of my favorite things, and she's usually in the right when she does it.
I wouldn't actually mind her replacing Jojo, because Jojo at this point is just the unnecessary extra, just standing in space. Nothing against her personally. In fact, this would give Jojo more time and opportunity to improve more on her skills and whatnot.
Cena is a genious
So what if she's attractive looking? There's still some things that are important like CHARACTER TRAITS and PERSONALITY. And whenever I look at Eva, I feel the need to mute my TV so I don't hear her robot voice, or look away and/or change the channel so I don't annoy myself looking into her zombie eyes. Is she good looking? Yes. But she's also an apparent idiot and useless waste of a roster spot. No thanks.Eva Marie is also so fukkin hot, n/h at her bein your most hated character.
I don't hate BOTH Bellas, I just hate Nikki. Brie may get a little cranky at times, but I still prefer her 10x over Nikki, based solely on personality alone. And again, look at my first point; just because they may be good looking, it doesn't mean I can't find other things to harp and nitpick on, like how they carry themselves as a person in general.That along wit you hatin on the Bellas fine asses
So because I use certain vocabulary and descriptions that doesn't easily fit in your secluded "macho" world, I'm some kind of fruity p*ssy or something? You need to grow up, pal.That along wit you hatin on the Bellas fine asses, callin couples "cute" and usin words like "tickled my fancy" and "ADORABLE" lets me know you
So you think like a female cause they the ones who worry about character traits and personality. Her voice is sexy and her eyes are beautiful, you clearly one of them down low brothas who hate fine women.So what if she's attractive looking? There's still some things that are important like CHARACTER TRAITS and PERSONALITY. And whenever I look at Eva, I feel the need to mute my TV so I don't hear her robot voice, or look away and/or change the channel so I don't annoy myself looking into her zombie eyes. Is she good looking? Yes. But she's also an apparent idiot and useless waste of a roster spot. No thanks.
Nothin about how they carry themselves comes close to cancellin out how bad they are.I don't hate BOTH Bellas, I just hate Nikki. Brie may get a little cranky at times, but I still prefer her 10x over Nikki, based solely on personality alone. And again, look at my first point; just because they may be good looking, it doesn't mean I can't find other things to harp and nitpick on, like how they carry themselves as a person in general.
wit that "talkin like a sissy doesn't make me gay" "I'm above your small minded macho world" "bein homophobic is immature" shyt, only fakkits be usin those arguments.So because I use certain vocabulary and descriptions that doesn't easily fit in your secluded "macho" world, I'm some kind of fruity p*ssy or something? You need to grow up, pal.