Are we watching Total Divas?

[Tres Leches]

eva hindered ginger brehs

 

[Stack Money]

THIS bytch DISRESPECTED ORTON

FIRE HER

Orton gonna shyt in her bag.

Nikki is one big fukking slut...jeez man

"Not a voice you want to hear on the mic..."

You ain't lying...

I wanna hear that voice in the bed tho.

They had Eva introducinng 6 wrestlers

They need to have Eva gettin gangbanged by 6 wrestlers.

Jinder actiing like he important

It'd be hilarious if she were to spell his name Gender.

 

[mortuus est]

dont get why they would get eva to announce if she hasn't even shown interest in it smh

 

[DaylitoJames]

eva hindered ginger brehs

Eva: I'm sorry you guys
Heath:
Drew: Explain what happened
Eva: I frozed up
Jinder: Do you know our names?
Eva: Yeah, Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre and GINGER Mahal
Heath:
Drew:
Jinder:
Eva:

 

[mr x]

dont get why they would get eva to announce if she hasn't even shown interest in it smh

because it's a work

 

[mortuus est]

because it's a work

its not a very good one is it


anyway lol at r truth coming in to clean the uso toe

 

[RammerJammer]

Cena turned heel on Total Divas, that was a boss ass move

 

[Maizeandbluekid]

OK, so after the first two episodes of the new cycle, my new most-hated character on TD is without a doubt Eva Marie, AKA Orange Rihanna knock off, AKA The Eva Bot 9000. She was completely and utterly AWFUL when she did the ring announcing. Her voice was so screechy and straining, I swear Vickie fukking Guerrero could do a better job. She is so dense, so narcissistic, and so fukking STUPID, that whenever she falls flat on her face I laugh with great pleasure. This will probably be the only time I'll ever side with the Bellas, but they were right on the money about Eva. Once this show goes away, unless she improves in the ring, she will be as useful as Nikki The Chin trying to bump around in the ring with her rented titties.

And speaking of Nikki The Chin...

As I've stated, I care very little for her relationship with Cena, to see what went down this week really tickled my fancy. Nikki is in a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. If she signs the deal, she's putting herself in a potential situation to end up with nothing, and if she doesn't sign it, it confirms a lot of folks' suspicions of her true intentions.

I almost felt bad for Nikki. Key word being ALMOST...

AS for other stuff, Bryan/Brie and Trin/Jon are epic cuteness turned up to 11, Ariane hasn't been TOO annoying, and Nattie is really starting to piss me off and is on the verge of winding up on my unfavorite people list for this show.

Oh, yeah and AJ had her cameo!

Sort of. She really meant it when she said didn't want to be on the show, as they didn't show her pipebomb, and only like 5 seconds of her match. She really wants her privacy.

And that's that, I guess.

Oh, I forgot to add one more thing: I find Alicia Fox to be completely ADORABLE on this show! Her showing up to laugh at other's struggles and mishaps is one of my favorite things, and she's usually in the right when she does it.

I wouldn't actually mind her replacing Jojo, because Jojo at this point is just the unnecessary extra, just standing in space. Nothing against her personally. In fact, this would give Jojo more time and opportunity to improve more on her skills and whatnot.

 

[Grifter]

Have co-workers shyt on each.

 

[Psychosis]

Mahal should've did her like Aries did Hemme:

 

[Kang Deezy]

The Shield/Wyatt Family dynamic is the best thing on the show right now.

Wonder how they'll fukk it up!?

Big E. had a good moment too, I'm a little worried about him cause he really hasn't proven he can cut a good promo yet at all

 

[SmarkMero]

Spoiler

 

[Jax]

Eva Marie's phattie shytting all over the Bellas COMBINED!!!

 

[Jax]

 

[MartyMcFly]

The craziest thing about Nikki and Cena, is thus chick is constantly wondering about their future when the dude clearly said he doesn't want to get married again. And he said he didn't want to have kids. There is no future. Just be his permanent girlfriend