Apparently they're paying to fukk zombies down in Myrtle Beach....

[Cat piss martini]

we need Rick!!!!!

 

[DaDoc04]

 

[Goombreh]

 

[Hard Times Nakamura]

How can your dikk get hard when her face triggers a fight or flight response

Oh to be a CAC in the middle ages where hoes looking like this on the regular I feel so sorry for them

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

Imagine that bytch lurking out of the shadows talking bout "you want some company cutie?"

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

You:"how much for some brains"
It:"DID YOU SAY BRAINS?!"

You:

 

[J.E.T.S]

I really want to know her prices....god they must have been ROCK bottom...

Man. bytch couldn't even pay me to wink at her.

Speaking of winks... her side eye game on fleek.

 

[King Crimson]

Proof that some nikkas will fukk ANYTHING with a pulse

Which one of y'all southern coli nikkas paid her a visit?

Imagine one of these nikkas being mad because she put "No Black Men" in her ad.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Proof that some nikkas will fukk ANYTHING with a pulse

Which one of y'all southern coli nikkas paid her a visit?

literally

The Horrifying Story Of A Sex Slave Orangutan

you trapped on a deserted island with the woman in the OP and the Orangutan... you never getting off that bytch

who you rocking with?

 

[75 Others]

Imagine one of these nikkas being mad because she put "No Black Men" in her ad.

Breh I can imagine the thread being mad about it

 

[iBrowse]

Rac00n City headasses

 

[L. Murphy]

I mean, this is just a regular story about a prostitution ring being busted... but I literally did the when I seen one of the women arrested.

I threw that shyt in spoilers because of how scary this bytch looked

Spoiler

11 charged in Myrtle Beach undercover prostitution sting

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. (WMBF) —

Eleven people were arrested Wednesday for prostitution-related charges in Myrtle Beach, according to online records.


Officers with the Myrtle Beach Street Crimes Unit were conducting an undercover prostitution operation in the area of Yaupon Drive in Myrtle Beach Wednesday, according to police reports.

Who in their right mind would...not even goin to ask. Damn

 

[feelosofer]

Some people will just pay for a wet hole of some sort, nasty though.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

literally

The Horrifying Story Of A Sex Slave Orangutan

you trapped on a deserted island with the woman in the OP and the Orangutan... you never getting off that bytch

who you rocking with?

Taking my chances swimming to shore
And i can't swim

 

[CurrencyChase]

wtf...