Yahweh and Allah are in the top 10 dead or alive GOAT fictional writers
The fukkery that went on in the Bible is legendary......
Anyone watching The Bible on History Channel?
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Yahweh and Allah are in the top 10 dead or alive GOAT fictional writers
The fukkery that went on in the Bible is legendary......
Yahweh and Allah are in the top 10 dead or alive GOAT fictional writers
The fukkery that went on in the Bible is legendary......
Even in a movie from a christian perspective made God look like such an a$$hole to people who selectively read the bible. I was watching the movie and texting my family like isn't Abraham such a great father. 
I asked my pops what he would do if God told him to throw me out in the desert when i was a kid and then to turn around and sacrifice my little brother. Of course he ignored my text.
I asked my pops what he would do if God told him to throw me out in the desert when i was a kid and then to turn around and sacrifice my little brother. Of course he ignored my text.
lol, it's been my experience on these forums, that when pressed on these issues, Christians will usually just throw the Old Testament in the bushes
I asked my pops what he would do if God told him to throw me out in the desert when i was a kid and then to turn around and sacrifice my little brother. Of course he ignored my text.
I'm gonna tell my fellow homophobic Jamaicans(most homophobic place on the planet) that this series has an episode about God rebuking homos and I'm sure they'll get excited.
In all seriousness Samson's character development was so short and Yahweh could have lengthened it more. It had so much potential.Instead of a hour long special on TV or mini movie, they turned his situation into some rushed animated short.
So much wasted potential, they could have made that story of Samson and Delilah the prehistoric version of the classic tale of Ace from Casino and his unloyal hoe wife Ginger.
to my boy King Solomon for smashing that broad Bathsheba. that was one of the baddest bytches in the game.Jezebel made Kim Kardashian look like a shy toddler. Who the hell fixes up their makeup when folks are being sent to kill them? Vain ass harlot
fukk it we need a fukkery appreciation thread about what went on in "THE BIBLE". Who's gonna make it?
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i forgot about this
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meant to DVR this shyt for the lulz...
oh well, the book version is usually better than the movie...
LMAO @ Slaimon dissin his brothers in theism, so demonic, friends
oh well, the book version is usually better than the movie...
LMAO @ Slaimon dissin his brothers in theism, so demonic, friends
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@ taking anything on the History Channel serious.
It's probably the biggest propaganda channel outside of Fox News.
yes... but a different station would add credibility to the Noah story?
like Ras Kass said, its like comic books
yes... but a different station would add credibility to the Noah story?
like Ras Kass said, its like comic books
I only go by that book when it has those deep quotes in terms of dealing with women,etc cause its got some nice words of wisdom for life......
But then you gotta skip those pages going into crazy shyt like sacrifing goats and just gotta shake your head.
Lmaooooooo they should have Morgan Freeman narrate the series just for the lols
Yo u remember that part where they had food fall from the sky and folks got cursed forever(black people) with having dark skinned because one character saw his father drunk and naked...
god damn these were some great fiction writers
its an undisputable classic though but god damn with all that trolling.
i think herod the great was the only real person in that book
folks like my boy jesus were probably like the tea party of that day
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I only go by that book when it has those deep quotes in terms of dealing with women,etc cause its got some nice words of wisdom for life......
But then you gotta skip those pages going into crazy shyt like sacrifing goats and just gotta shake your head.
Lmaooooooo they should have Morgan Freeman narrate the series just for the lols
"never save a hoe, better read about Noah again..." - Lil Wayne
Morgan Freeman narrate and the characters played by the cast that does all those black movies: Morris Chestnut, Omar Epps, Shemar Moore, Michael Ealy, John Patrick Thomas, etc
:ohh: You dudes remember years ago when History channel had that "Real Face of Jesus" !!!!!??!?
shyt had me rolling
One thing about all this trolling though is that it led to hundreds of thousands and thousands and thousands of classic music this past century.
shyt had me rolling
One thing about all this trolling though is that it led to hundreds of thousands and thousands and thousands of classic music this past century.
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