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I'll bite - what did the note inside the envelope I was given say?


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Give me one:sadcam:
zoey zoey zoey where do i start. "I'm hearing super saiyan" Lol do you really need one.I feel. Like you don't got all your eggs in one basket but you really do fam. Your just too critical of your self. I also get that you may or may not get into it with men online. Ehh depends on how you feel i guess. Your really intellingent... Need i say more.. you are more like an 'I told you so" type person if you havent noticed. Like a know ita all. (but thats okay). you feel like knowledge is like a big thing. whether its in friendships or realtionships. Not transactional but you have to excite the mind if that makes sense. You one of the special ones too. your gonna do a lot in life. Def take the first step though if you havent. Your talented and your gifts need to be seen. I'm getting "don't give up" don't worry" and don't fret. its all gonna be okay. Your doing okay, Believe in what you put out there. most importantly, believe in your self.
 

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thats true. im agnostic tho :ufdup:

with that said... ill bite, OP, if you wanna read me :yeshrug:

do i have a disease :lupe:
Do you get headaches or something. Like migraines. I'm getting no but I'm getting your a slight hypochondriac. But yo. Doctors should definitely take you seriously if you say there's an issue. Something in the head though.. like depression or something. Take care of your self bro... And find the right doctors. If you believe in them
 

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or the lungs. either way now its affecting you fully. But i could be wrong.
 

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You tryna get done next? :dahell: Little too eager. No Diddy

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Lol u good fam. you got a good soul. Im hearing that people test your patience though. Dont let that shyt slide fam. Handle it like an adult. I'm getting that you dont like even the slightest form of disrespect. its really about... Did i peep that or am i buggin. LOL you are 100% accurate im getting a dude and a woman in specfiic that gets on your last nerve. Yeah two people really. But dw i don't think your entirely in the wrong. Just handle it. Like A RN you are. Sometimes you get carried away with life. But you will be alright. God got you. You will always. end somewhere safe in the end. Does that make sense?
 

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Gimmie ma free psychic reading!
im getting nerdy, Like the nerdy kid. But you love it. You love that nerdy shyt. All you need is a woman that will respect that.. im hearing "polar opposites:" idk if your with someone but shes gonna be real pretty. A sight to behold. You will find her most attractive without any makeup. Just natural. Black is beautiful fr. Keep maintaining your well being. I'm trying to find a better way to say it though .... I'm not getting much going on but like god is watching. he wants you to be in this moment to just be self aware and appreciate all the small things. Even if its a Flower... Something beautiful in everything.. More importantly, you. Def a funny guy btw... But you should chill out on some of the jokes.
 

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My last bytch was an atheist

She talkin bout pulling tarot cards

She like come on Apprentice let me tell yo future

I’m like bytch I’m off more Molly than Future

I’m like bytch I might die tomorrow

Why the fukk you tryna be a fortune teller?
I can't hear a line from that song without going back to it:dead:


Ooh, I looped it again / they say Jesus was drinkin' grape juice, I'm drinkin' gin:blessed:
 

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@Jaopanesse

I'll bite - a deceased relative came to me in a dream 2 nights ago and put an envelope in my hand. What was it for and what did it say?
It was really a symbol of love and protection... From your ancestors. And your loved one, Loves you too much to be doing bullshyt. Keep your head strictly in the game. you got bigger storms ahead but you def got this. Do some self reflecting. And remove those noisy ass people that are in your life.. They do more harm than good. I'm seeing some relatives. But you will be okay at the end. Don't second guess either. You are def chosen for something bigger than your self. Hone in on ur gifts. You gotta long way to go fam. But you will be okay. dw too much.
 

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I can't hear a line from that song without going back to it:dead:


Ooh, I looped it again / they say Jesus was drinkin' grape juice, I'm drinkin' gin:blessed:
I used to think Snoop Dog was tuff :snoop:

I hate nikkas who be actin tuff
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I used to stay at the chum bucket

I been knew SpongeBob was a bytch that’s why I fukk wit the chin bucket :rejoice:
 
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im getting nerdy, Like the nerdy kid. But you love it. You love that nerdy shyt. All you need is a woman that will respect that.. im hearing "polar opposites:" idk if your with someone but shes gonna be real pretty. A sight to behold. You will find her most attractive without any makeup. Just natural. Black is beautiful fr. Keep maintaining your well being. I'm trying to find a better way to say it though .... I'm not getting much going on but like god is watching. he wants you to be in this moment to just be self aware and appreciate all the small things. Even if its a Flower... Something beautiful in everything.. More importantly, you. Def a funny guy btw... But you should chill out on some of the jokes.
Ngl this is exactly what my wife, momma and homies would say :ohhh: :manny::salute:
 
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