Anyone Smash a chick with some kind of disability?

[Bigblackted4]

-Bad back
-Blind
-Diabetes
-Was born premature, like 2 months early....found out a year later, which explained a few things

None of them were born without a libido

Even though this would be amazing

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I know a guy who had sex with a deaf chic. He said her moans sounded like a seal and turned him off.

My God

 

[Pitfalls0117]

Gotta re-up a story that's in The Rafters. My favorite Coli story of all-time. Spoiler'd due to length

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Ayo true story: So I'm locked in the hole (the jail INSIDE the jail) in the county jail, awaiting my transfer to the State Department of Corrections, and being as we're locked in our cells virtually 24 hours a day, due to disciplinary infractions, shyt gets so dead that there's nothing else to do socially, outside of talk...listen to nikkas rhyme, bang on the doors, and tell stories. So there's this cat named Chris, around 20...tall, lanky goofy square black kid wit the 96 Kobe fro, and we all goin back & forth talkin about hoes, and he breaks out this story: (I'ma tell it from his perspective) Chris: Man...you nikkas ever fukk a handicap bytch? Us: nikka GTFOH Chris: Man...ayo. Back when I first joined the Navy, I was stationed in Virginia Beach...and everyone knows it's hoes out there. I was on Facebook one time, and I came across this BAD ASS bytch who use to model, named Alicia. Ol girl looked like Gabrielle Union but a little lighter. So I talk to her for a few days, she got modeling pics up and everything, and she seemed prude, but she told me she was into military guys, and eventually we graduated to phone convos. Chick ended up being mad down to earth, drama-free, and said she just liked to relax n watch movies in her free time. I'm just looking to fukk, but based off her demeanor, I'm seeing it's potential and shyt... So a week or two goes by, and she's inviting me over to chill at her house and go out to dinner. She said she'd prefer to double date, so if I had a friend with a girl, I could bring one of my Navy homeboys. So we set everything up, and my homie & his broad were to meet us at Ruby Tuesday where we had planned to eat at. Anyways, I make to her crib the following afternoon, and she texts me and says to just walk inside, the doors unlocked. So I go inside and she's calling back to me, "I'm in here..." I walked back towards the living room where the voice was coming from, bend the corner, and I see this legless bytch lying on the fukking couch in a Vogue magazine pose! I was like and she could see it on my face so she was like "let me explain...come sit next to me please..." And by now I'm like fukk it, kinda feelin bad, so I figure I'll jus take the broad out to dinner since no one prolly hangs out with her anyways...leave, then forget about her forever. So she gives me this long story about how she was an amateur model (she had the face & body to prove it at least -- minus the legs) and got into a really bad car wreck after her high school prom so she been like this ever since...she cried and shyt, and I actually felt bad. Partially cuz she was so damn badd in the face. So I say fukk it, lets go. I'll take you out to eat. And her whole face lights up. You could tell this chick was expecting rejection and had grown used to it. So I felt kind of good about takin her out, even tho it was gonna be embarrassing. So I pack her wheelchair up in the car, put her in the passenger seat, swallow my pride, and drive to Ruby Tuesday to meet my boy and her homegirl who are waiting on us. We get there to eat, and INSTANTLY, my boy looks at me like And I assume it's cuz it's as much of a surprise to him as it is to me, but not only that, I just KNEW this nikka was Mandark laughing at me on the inside & was gonna have a field day tellin the homies this shyt. Part of me wanted to leave all of them there, but the kinder part of me saw it through. So we're eating, talking at the table, and my boy sittin across from me, handicap Alicia next to me...across from his girl. Every few minutes, I'm getting texts from my boy like "nikka u gon fukk ain't chu"........"LMAO"......."LOOK MA NO LEGS!" and all kinds of fukked up shyt, making me want to kick him in his dikk. Right around the time Alicia started noticing we were texting though, she started rubbin up against my leg...and against my wishes........my dikk was gettin hard as a MOTHERfukkER. So we all take a check, and I tell my nikka I'ma meet him back on base. Him & his girl ride out, and it's just me & Alicia. I put her in the car, pop her wheelchair in the trunk, and ride home...the rides mostly silent cuz I'm still feeling awkward from letting a chick wit no legs rub on my dikk...So we're halfway home, and out of nowhere, she leans over, starts unzipping my pants, and puts my dikk in her mouth like it's nothing! I'm so in shock, I don't stop her and for real the shyt feel good so I'm like fukk it. She slurping and moaning and shyt, and I'm trying not to look at her legs, but I can't help myself, so I look over and almost crashed bc as her head bobs up and down, one of her fukkin nubs is bobbin up annd down against the car door and it's enough to make me fukking die from disgust and amusement at the same time... We get to her house and I'm not even thinking about lettin her finish, I get up, and go to grab her wheelchair, and as I'm wheeling it towards her, she says, "you know, you could stay for a while...please stay..." and she looks at me wit that model face and I'm conflicted but my dikk still hard so I'm like AHHHHHH fukk it! "There's a bench under a tree in my backyard...push me back there...." is what she said, so fukk it, I did it. The suns starting to set, and she has a secluded backyard her neighbors can't really see into, so we're sitting under the tree on the bench, and I fukk around and kiss the bytch. We're fondling eachother, and shes grabbing on my dikk again and catches me off guard when she says, "pick me up.......over there" and she points to the fukking tree. At this point, I'm in it strictly for the sake of being able to say I did it, so I pick her up and carry her like a fukking baby over to this low hanging branch of the tree. She grabs it with both arms and says, "get behind me and pull my dress up. And man......... I fukked that bytch while she was hanging on to a tree... And I came in her too. Us: Chris: So I nut and she's acting like it's the best sex of her life (really I'm thinking damn aint this bytch arms tired?) And long story short, I take her inside, out of pity, set her down on the couch....we have a few minutes of awkward convo, and say our goodbyes after I promise (lie) I'll be back for another date next weekend and tell her I'll call her tomorrow. I head out to my car feelin like Red in Friday when Deebo snatches his chain, and as I look up to roll my windows down, some big ass prison old head nikka is running towards my car (her pops!?), but I hadn't put my shyt in gear, so before I could even roll the windows up, this nikkas hand is in my passenger window like "HOLD UP YOUNG MAN". I ain't gon lie. I was scared to death... First thing he says is "I SAW EVERYTHING." and as I'm scrambling for options, I'm thinking damn this nikka gone shoot me...if I pull off he gon light my car up too so the only thing I can think of to diffuse the situation is pure honesty. But before I Can even get a word out, he goes, "I'm Alicias Uncle. I seen what you did to my niece. I saw the whole thing...I just wanted to run out here and thank you, because most nikkaz just leave her hanging in the tree and bounce." Us: Don't know how true it is, and I'm sure I didn't capture the essence and timing of how he told it, but shyt was top 5 GOAT stories I've ever heard in my entire life.

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Aye yung I am high af and crying bro

 

[NoMorePie]

fukked this girl who I swear was just a legit dumbass

 

[Seoul Gleou]

I know a guy who had sex with a deaf chic. He said her moans sounded like a seal and turned him off.

 

[Geek Nasty]

My last girl was born with glaucoma and was blind in her right eye

fukk around with Fetty Waps sister

 

[JahFocus CS]

SMFH.

 

[Critical Distance]

 

[PerrinN]

Back in the day I was desperate and had a rough patch, I was on POF and saw a decent looking pawg in a wheelchair and messaged her but talking to her she seemed like a genuinely nice person so I decided against it she probably deserve better

 

[Marti]

A poster smashed a chick with no legs

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Yes! And i posted it on the first page of this thread: This Chick With Cerebral Palsy Is Throwing p*ssy At Me

For your viewing pleasure, here is the post

i have and it was when i answered a job ad to come and sit with this girl in a wheelchair for like 2 hours a day. at first we would watch tv or go for a WALK outside and things like that, but this one time i had to change my shirt over there and she saw my glistening torso and wanted some of that. she basically started whining and saying how she would never be married and that no man would never want her. then one night she texted me asking if i wanted to hit. i went over there and gave her about 22 percent of it and had to quit the job bc she of course lost her mind once she got a taste of that thug passion. that was like 6 months ago though.

That was back when i was wild in these streets though. I'm a Jehovah's WItness and only fukk for the Lord now.

 

[King of Creampies]

Recent events have made me start to think about dating/smashin women with disabilities just to have a story to look back and think about

Im trying to find out yalls exp with women with disabilities. Like a desf chick would be a good hit

My current gf is on pills for migraines and depression I think but that dont count

Yep.

Handicapped white girl with strangely enough a big old ass. Had a wheelchair as well.

Real cool female and someone who I would have snatched up but I had to move.

she ended up marrying a brother who was a bus mechanic and they have 3 kids.

 

[Black Cobain]

No, but this is close enough

This thread's giving me PTSD..back in 11th grade, I sat next to this borderline retarded/not dumb enough for Special Ed nikka in graphics class, teacher made me sit there because there weren't any other seats left . For a while it was alright, he just rambled on about playing drums and I got easy A's for helping him with the internet once inna while.

Then, after a few months he was acting pretty weird, retardo would just give me a death glare and talk to me in snorts ; at the time I just wrote it off as him being a downie so I just ignored the nikka and basically had free time.

One day though, he started talking and said, "I need dating advice". The nice guy I am, I thought he had a small crush on one of the girls in the class so I decided to humor him and asked which girl it was and he replied, "It's actually a boy in school."

I was surprised, but I told him I didn't know how to go about dating a guy. He hit me with theface and turned around.

Next class it escalated, I didn't really feel comfortable sitting next to a gay retard, but he wasn't really talking to me so I just forgot about it until the guy passed me a note and it said, "I love you"

I went from to to to to all in three seconds flat. I told him I didn't swing that way and I would've preferred it if he tried going after someone else.

The fukker gave me that face and literally told me, "I want you. Nobody can say no to me. That's not nice."

My teacher was nowhere in sight, everyone else somehow ignored what was going on so out of fear I slapped the fukker the hardest I could and he lost it, the guy kept yelling, "I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU" and started smashing his keyboard.

By that time everyone was staring at him, I saw my teacher come in and was like, "What's wrong man? Why you destroying school property?"

Teacher called security and so I heard, retardo got transferred to actual Special Ed.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Had some weird drug induced sex with a blind chick a few times and spent a month with her melting my brain and indulging in being pretentious for a minute in California a few years back.

Half black half Indian chick. Parents had bread so she got sent to one of them Ray Charles like level schools for Blindies so she was capable of taking care of herself to a moderately high degree.

Whenever we had compatible highs in Shrooms/LSD/DMT she'd let me take her shades off, press my forehead against hers and stare directly into her inseeing grey pupils until I freaked out or she'd move 'em.

Could be the drugs and alcohol but whenever I was with her I always moved and acted at a slower pace, eternally scared that she'd hear my footsteps and turn her head in my direction like a sentinel. :AU_FMO:

 

[Rozay Oro]

I smashed a chick and found out later she was mildly autistic. Not rain man austisic. But Virgo peridot autistic

Who is that? What makes her autistic?