IN ADDITION TO SAYING MY PRAYERS AND TAKING MY VITAMINS, I ALWAYS HAD A SWEET STACK, DUUUDE! THAT'S INSIDER TERMINOLOGY FOR AN ANABOLIC STEROID REGIMEN, BROTHER!
LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN, BROTHER! THE TRUTH ABOUT ROIDS IS THAT LARGE GAINS IN MUSCLE MASS WILL PLACE EXCESS STRESS ON YOUR LIGAMENTS AND TENDONS, MAKING INJURY MORE LIKELY, KID! THAT'S THE WORST SIDE EFFECT THAT THE HULKSTER IS AWARE OF! LOOK AT HOW MANY KNEE AND BACK SURGERIES THE HULK HAS HAD AFTER MAINTAINING THOSE 24 INCH PYTHONS FOR YEARS, BROTHER!
AND YEAH YOUR BALLS WILL SHRINK, BUT NOT PERMANENTLY BROTHER! AND YOU MAY HAVE SOME HAIR LOSS, BUT I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT! AND SOME HAIR GROWTH IN WEIRD PLACES, BUT SOME CULTURES FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE, BROTHER! AND ACNE ON YOUR BACK, BUT I'M SURE YOU ALREADY HAVE THAT, KID!
THE OTHER ISSUE IS THE PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECT LARGE UNNATURAL GAINS TEND TO HAVE ON USERS, BROTHER! ONCE YOU LOOK LIKE A GIANT GOLD'S GYM MUSCLE GOD, YOU DON'T WANT TO RETURN TO LOOKING LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING, BROTHER! SO YOU SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY AND TIME MAINTAINING THAT BIZARRE AND MOSTLY UNAPPEALING PHYSIQUE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MENTALLY LET GO, DUUUDE! GUYS ON THE JUICE WILL TELL YOU THEY'RE GETTING ALL THE p*ssy ON EARTH, BUT THEY'RE REALLY JUST OBSESSED WITH THEIR OWN BODY IMAGE, MAN!
THE FINAL DRAWBACK IS THAT IT'S LEGALLY TENUOUS, BROTHER! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO PRISON OVER SOME BICEPS, DO YOU KID?
"WHAT'RE YA IN FOR, SON?"
"I STUCK A NEEDLE IN MY ASS, BROTHER!"
"I GOT SOMETHING TO STICK IN YOUR ASS, CELLMATE!"
WHATEVER YOU DO BROTHER, FOR GODS SAKE, DON'T USE THE ORAL FORM! USE THE NEEDLES AND STICK THEM IN YOUR ASS WITH NO SHAME, DUUUUDE! THE PILLS WILL BODYSLAM YOUR LIVER HARDER THAN I SLAMMED ANDRE THE GIANT, BROTHER! WORD IS BOND!
so that's where 