Anyone ever really have sex in the movie theaters?

[Ziggiy]

I got a hand job by wifey (she was just my girl at the time) during a screening of De Ja Vu (the theater was pretty packed but we had a blanket) and we once made out pretty heavy during Pineapple Express (movie sucked) which led to me smashing later that night at my boy's crib


But true ACTUAL intercourse? nah

 

[colicolicoli]

Never had sex...but I tried to give my boyfriend a handjob but it was a fail cause apparently he can't get hard in public.

He played w/ the puss though.

 

[jfkennedy]

Lmaooo @ getting a statutory rape charge in front of 50 witnesses.

 

[duncanthetall]

"Age is just a number. Yeah, and jail is just a room."

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Lmaooo @ getting a statutory rape charge in front of 50 witnesses.

 

[Idon'tWannaillIjustchill]

movie 14 in lancaster..tx

pootietang..wasnt nobody in that bytch the openin day...knocked dine 2 yellas

 

[marcuz]

lord of the rings

rachet experience, didn't even know the broad

 

[Texas2step]

*went to see Wolverine* The closest I got was 3 strokes but after that she got scared. Got head and hand job tho. Always bring a blanket

 

[duncanthetall]

Man. Theres so many motherfukkers been in and out of those fukking theaters, man. I'm not bout to pull my dikk out in there son. fukk that. I'm tryna have at least an average life span.

 

[Slystallion]

Damn son u don't got your own spot or money for a tellie. You better hope age of consent is 16 in your state. It is in jersey but shame on you if your over 25 lol

And as a young teen I fingered a girl in a theater with barely anyone in it. I chalk that up to not having freedom and anxious stupidity

 

[Captain Crunch]

or is that ?

and im not talking some bum ass movie with no one in the theater, I'm talking "Spiderman" opening weekend crowded



I got this date with a 16 year old next week and she wants to go to the movies

Good luck on your future case breh

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I saw Project X and just gotta have me some high school ass just like the good ol days

 

[doublenegative]

yea, she look like Mya in 99' :



"age aint nothing but a number and a noun aint nothin but a thang"

u mad, bro

wait, what?

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

 

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