Anyone ever notice how folks on here go extra hard on burb/square brehs..

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"Nobody makes excuses for suburban c00ns"
Nah, they agree with the sentiment, as evidenced by this thread.
Ironically, their homes are less valuable than hood homeowners' houses now - those slapdash M/I and Dominion Cul De Sac homes aren't built do last.
Ask somebody from DC or Brooklyn how much granny's house is in comparison.
"bbbbut all y'all nikkas do is rent and live in the projects"
That is incorrect.
Another irony: This is the most "suburb influenced/participating" street era we've been in outside of the early 90s.
Post gentrification, I'm wondering what suburbs y'all live in that aren't hood adjacent, y'all nikkas must be from EXURBS.
:mjpls:
 

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As someone who grew up in both environments there’s a difference between being “square” and being goofy or lame 2 totally different things and most people from the “hood” didn’t have no criminal connection just folks tryna get by.
 

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Kinda sidebar, but I always find it weird that it's a popular trope on here to proclaim thecoli is a site full of weirdos, while continuing to visit and engage with other folks on a site full of weirdos. Does making that statement mean everyone is a weirdo except for you? And why do said folks continue to visit and engage with said weirdos? It's like a chick who's always talking down on bum ass nikkas but then everytime you turn around she's dating another bum ass nikka. Very interesting to me.

That aside, as far as the OP, you already know exactly what it is man. For some reason hood/popular hip hop culture has been equated to "blackness" for some folks. And anything that deviates from that, especially things that are considered "white", gets looked at funny from a significant percentage of the black community. If you don't fit the mold your "blackness" is always in question for some folks, regardless of your life experience, ideology, any of that. And it's not just "hood" folks that think like that, I grew up around plenty of suburban clowns that bought into the same dumbass ideology. That mentality unfortunately kinda permeates throughout all types of folks in the black community. But I just look at those folks as morons and I keep it moving. Life is too short to be living in a box because some folks you don't know, never met, and probably wouldn't even want to hang out with in real life, crafted a nonsensical opinion on who you are as a person.

If 2020 taught me anything it's that a whole gang of folks' opinions just ain't worth a damn at the end of the day, and I truly couldn't care less what they think/feel about how I'm living my life :yeshrug:

This site is mainly for the jokes and fukkery but you really shouldn't be taking some of these dudes opinions seriously at all.
 
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Kinda sidebar, but I always find it weird that it's a popular trope on here to proclaim thecoli is a site full of weirdos, while continuing to visit and engage with other folks on a site full of weirdos. Does making that statement mean everyone is a weirdo except for you? And why do said folks continue to visit and engage with said weirdos? It's like a chick who's always talking down on bum ass nikkas but then everytime you turn around she's dating another bum ass nikka. Very interesting to me.

That aside, as far as the OP, you already know exactly what it is man. For some reason hood/popular hip hop culture has been equated to "blackness" for some folks. And anything that deviates from that, especially things that are considered "white", gets looked at funny from a significant percentage of the black community. If you don't fit the mold your "blackness" is always in question for some folks, regardless of your life experience, ideology, any of that. And it's not just "hood" folks that think like that, I grew up around plenty of suburban clowns that bought into the same dumbass ideology. That mentality unfortunately kinda permeates throughout all types of folks in the black community. But I just look at those folks as morons and I keep it moving. Life is too short to be living in a box because some folks you don't know, never met, and probably wouldn't even want to hang out with in real life, crafted a nonsensical opinion on who you are as a person.

If 2020 taught me anything it's that a whole gang of folks' opinions just ain't worth a damn at the end of the day, and I truly couldn't care less what they think/feel about how I'm living my life :yeshrug:

This site is mainly for the jokes and fukkery but you really shouldn't be taking some of these dudes opinions seriously at all.
This site is a site full of weirdos but it doesn't mean everybody is. Regarding bold I understand you're trying to be faux deep but that should be already understood. It is a ton of cats on here I wouldn't rock with offline because they are try hard overcompensating weirdos but it is just as many that are cool and I could see rocking with if they're like their online personality.
 

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Kinda sidebar, but I always find it weird that it's a popular trope on here to proclaim thecoli is a site full of weirdos, while continuing to visit and engage with other folks on a site full of weirdos. Does making that statement mean everyone is a weirdo except for you? And why do said folks continue to visit and engage with said weirdos? It's like a chick who's always talking down on bum ass nikkas but then everytime you turn around she's dating another bum ass nikka. Very interesting to me.

Like many things in life, there is nuance. Yes, there are a lot of weirdos on this site, but you can trudge though the bullshyt and get some interesting takes on a variety of topics here. Additionally some of the personalities and/or topics addressed here are hilarious. I've actually laughed my ass off to the point of tears at some of the content posted here. This is why I've come here for as long as I have, and I imagine other people have done the same as well.
 
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This may be a little off topic, but as long as you were good with the girls, nobody probably cared which one you were from. You was automatically in. You was their possible ticket to some booty...lol.
 
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As Ive said before, thats not the purpose of this thread at all. Folks turned it into that, but then again, I knew going in that the type Im addressing would get irrationally hostile and combative the moment suburban blacks are even mentioned so, here we are :hubie:
shyts kinda weird but very telling :jbhmm:
So what was the message of this thread supposed to be? Be concise
 

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Like many things in life, there is nuance. Yes, there are a lot of weirdos on this site, but you can trudge though the bullshyt and get some interesting takes on a variety of topics here. Additionally some of the personalities and/or topics addressed here are hilarious. I've actually laughed my ass off at some things here to the point of tears at some of the content posted. This is why I've come here for as long as I have, and I imagine other people have done the same as well.


100%, some of this shyt on here has definitely had me crying laughing, I just like watching the fukkery. But if it was a site full of "regular" folks, whatever that means, I doubt I would have even got half the entertainment I got from here. Just go look at damn near every post in the rafters, a "regular" dude ain't making "I stole a Black Lady panties at my Job....... Might get Fired." :mjlol:

So my point is y'all on here for the fukkery too, but then turn around and talk about how folks are weirdos. If you want "regular" intellectual discussion then stay your ass in higher learning. But if you're in the locker room it is what it is, you know what you signed up for.

 

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The people op are talking about usually say "street nikkas" are in the position they're in because of white supremacy (whether thats true or not). If a "suburban" or "square" black man is c00ning, the same nikkas cheerleading over "street nikkas" aren't going to say the "square" is only c00ning because of white supremacy and all that other jeulzing shyt (whether its true or not). Op definitely has a point. Got nikkas on here damn near old enough to be my father, still glamorizing street life. Pure clown shyt.

TLDR; black people stay embarrassing themselves
Thats pretty much what Im getting at, and nikkas are telling on themselves cuz its foolish as fukk to glamorize and dikkride street nikkas then play the militant role. Thats how you know these type nikkas are in this very thread sizzling with anger. Look how emotional they are, they know theyre on here faking the funk trying to be two types of ppl and theyre in their feelings because they actually have more in common with dudes like AK than the street figures they idolize and live vicariously through. As I said, nikkas wanna be Malcolm one min then wanna cheerlead for blacks who kill their own or be fans of music about black genocide the next.
...and whats hilarious is as far as the music goes, these cats wanna be like "ItS jUsT EnTeRtAinMeNt"
So yall find black genocide entertaining?:mjpls::jbhmm:
That makes yall no different than Akademics and his fanbase then. As I said before, nikkas need to pick a lane. :mjgrin:
Talking bout square this square that like they aint squares themselves. Wild projections breh.
 

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So what was the message of this thread supposed to be? Be concise
Id say its pretty clear by now, if you dont get it by now, dunno what to tell ya:manny:
"Nobody makes excuses for suburban c00ns"
Nah, they agree with the sentiment, as evidenced by this thread.
Ironically, their homes are less valuable than hood homeowners' houses now - those slapdash M/I and Dominion Cul De Sac homes aren't built do last.
Ask somebody from DC or Brooklyn how much granny's house is in comparison.
"bbbbut all y'all nikkas do is rent and live in the projects"
That is incorrect.
Another irony: This is the most "suburb influenced/participating" street era we've been in outside of the early 90s.
Post gentrification, I'm wondering what suburbs y'all live in that aren't hood adjacent, y'all nikkas must be from EXURBS.
:mjpls:

Have @Father has an S/N but act like an emotional single mom brehs.
 

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So suburbanites say some c00nish nonsense and get checked,and that's considered people going hard on them?
This thread is an outright lie pretty much. Because people don't make threads attacking suburbanites non stop.
Meanwhile there are constantly threads made to shyt on hood nikkas/hood chicks, just to make these suburb coli posters feel better about not being embraced like they feel they deserve.
Truly it is insecurity at its finest:martin:
If you are insecure in your blackness,its likely because you have sadly been assimilated and you are not on the black frequency.
You can cry about it or get back in touch if its not too late.
Matter fact, the very premise of the thread is the fact that yall aint checking no one either way aside from forums, and the fact that even if yall did try to check anyone offline, best believe yall will be very selective about doing so :mjgrin:
 

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If you've put down more brehs and brehettes than you've lifted up, then what's the point?
If you've shot, killed, or generally harmed more brehs and brehettes, then you've made whole, then what's the point?
If you've put in more work slangin rocks on the corner than slangin racists out the window, then what's the point?
 
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