Anyone else have spells, when they get extremely paranoid about and protective of their penis?

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I mean i was beating that p*ssy up for a while and then pop. thats it. blood in the condom. your on the sidelines for about a month.

I'm sorry you had to go through that, breh.

I hope you were with a pawg, who understood the hysterical crying, and spoke encouraging words, while she drove you to the hospital, as fast as she could.

Zeus knows, I would've been a site to see that day.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I'm always have to look when I'm about to zip up my pants, even when I know my peen is secure inside my boxer briefs

Scressfull, indeed

 

[Remote]

That scared me.

Yeah I was just kidding around.
I had to correct that and put it in red. Don't want a bunch of people being like "oh, so THOSE are his true colours...."

 

[Tunez]

You from New Orleans or trolling?



Please expound upon "gone ham"*no homo

I'm not sure if you ran into a beautiful woman, with a desert dry vagina and toughed it out; or you found that special porn you've been looking for since 2007 and didn't have enough lotion to compensate for how excited you were.





A nut sack bodyguard, is the perfect cover for a nut sack shooter. I don't have the resources to properly vet the potential
candidates.