Anyone else have spells, when they get extremely paranoid about and protective of their penis?

[86\*/98]

An example would be, my belt buckle brushing lightly against the edge of a table, when I stand up, and for the next few hours I'm mode about my dikk. This is happening to me at least twice a week; is this normal protective instincts, or is something wrong with me?



I also have a reoccurring nightmare, about someone coming in my room, while I'm on my laptop and shooting me in the nuts. Even when I'm awake I wouldn't dare use my laptop like this

in bed, because I can't see the door.



















































I might be legit crazy.

 

[61 Corpses]

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

Nah. I work with lot of females. We get into a lot of compromising positions.

I'm protective like that.

 

[Remote]

Be thankful you're not a woman.

See, when women have dreams, they think it's a vision and it'll come true.
And you don't want someone coming into your room and shooting you in the beanbag 3 days after you dreamed about it.

 

[Desirous]

No...

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Real talk I'm very protective about that shyt. I"ve gone ham on several occasions and tore my frenulum (Don't be circumsized brehs) and man that shyt fukking sucks. that shyt puts you out of commission for at least a month. and is painful as shyt to pull back.

 

[Tunez]

You need a bodyguard

 

[Remote]

Is that Lady Gaga?
People go that crazy?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Be thankful you're not a woman.

See, when women have dreams, they think it's a vision and it'll come true.
And you don't want someone coming into your room and shooting you in the beanbag 3 days after you dreamed about it.

please shut up. being a woman is great.

 

[GoPro]

Wear a weave on it

 

[86\*/98]

Be thankful you're not a woman.

See, when women have dreams, they think it's a vision and it'll come true.
And you don't want someone coming into your room and shooting you in the beanbag 3 days after you dreamed about it.

You from New Orleans or trolling?

Real talk I'm very protective about that shyt. I"ve gone ham on several occasions and tore my frenulum (Don't be circumsized brehs) and man that shyt fukking sucks. that shyt puts you out of commission for at least a month. and is painful as shyt to pull back.

Please expound upon "gone ham"*no homo

I'm not sure if you ran into a beautiful woman, with a desert dry vagina and toughed it out; or you found that special porn you've been looking for since 2007 and didn't have enough lotion to compensate for how excited you were.

You need a bodyguard

A nut sack bodyguard, is the perfect cover for a nut sack shooter. I don't have the resources to properly vet the potential
candidates.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

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Please expound upon "gone ham"*no homo

I'm not sure if you ran into a beautiful woman, with a desert dry vagina and toughed it out; or you found that special porn you've been looking for since 2007 and didn't have enough lotion to compensate for how excited you were.quote]



I mean i was beating that p*ssy up for a while and then pop. thats it. blood in the condom. your on the sidelines for about a month.

 

[Chill]

Usually when I read a thread on here concerning STD statistics I go on alert

 

[Remote]

I should say that I was just teasing about being a woman and that whole thing about their clairvoyance.

 

[Raava]

I should say that I was just teasing about being a woman and that whole thing about their clairvoyance.

That scared me.