Anyone else feel Colt Cabana is a whiny, bitter loser?

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Sometimes I feel that they aren't hiring Colt Cabana to remind Punk that he doesn't have as much pull as he think he does. It seems like a CM Punk cosign is instant deavors.
 

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Sometimes I feel that they aren't hiring Colt Cabana to remind Punk that he doesn't have as much pull as he think he does. It seems like a CM Punk cosign is instant deavors.

I just think that Punk's the somewhat cute girl that surrounds herself with dogs to feel better about her looks

but replace cute with talented, and dogs with hacks.

i.e. Colt, Domino, Luke Gallows, and other assorted indy bums.

It's no surprise that Don Bry and Sheam da Gawd are best friends. couple of alpha males who don't want or need hangers-on
 

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After listening to enough AOW podcasts, I kind of get the impression that Colt Cabana as a person is just naturally naive, passive & self-deprecating (to a fault.) You can kind of hear it when he talks to people...he's just not aggressive & confident. He apologizes for swearing on occasion. His mom still does shyt for him at the age of 30. Just seems sheltered about harsh realities (peep when he's talking to Tyler Black/Seth Rollins about growing up in a single parent home. Dude seems WAY more fascinated than most people would be).

He's kind of like the chubby chick with pretty friends and no self-esteem that lets dudes gangbang her and then wonders why she can't find a steady relationship or complains about being fat without doing anything about it. If it bothers you so much...make a change or shut up. I don't know what his version of "weights/shower/clue" would be but if it bothered him that much, I'm sure he'd get it together.
 
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