Anyone already jerked off at your job?
- Thread starter Larry Lobster
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You are a straight bytch ass nikka.I sent an intern down to get some office supplies, and for some reason she took way too long to get something simple from the basement. At least 30 minutes. She was a girl next door looking girl, and a bit shy and quiet looking black girl. That's why I let her work for me.
So I sent her down to pick up a mouse because I lost my own, after 5 minutes I went down after her. I hear some moans so I'm like wtf.So I start creeping down.
I catch her with her hands inside her skirt, leaning on the shelf where the mouse was, she looked at me and my face was like.I was disappointed because she talked about her Christian faith on her break and I was like impressed by her devotion.
I told her to just pick up the box and come upstairs. Then sent her home for the day, told my supervisor and she told me to fire her.
Called her while she was on the bus and told her not to come back.I didn't want to let her go though, everybody makes mistakes but my supervisor is an older white lady and quite hard on blacks who aren't lightskinned. I noticed this trend with with her before. I make a ton of mistakes sometimes and she's so easy on me.
Wow.
I sent an intern down to get some office supplies, and for some reason she took way too long to get something simple from the basement. At least 30 minutes. She was a girl next door looking girl, and a bit shy and quiet looking black girl. That's why I let her work for me.
So I sent her down to pick up a mouse because I lost my own, after 5 minutes I went down after her. I hear some moans so I'm like wtf.
I catch her with her hands inside her skirt, leaning on the shelf where the mouse was, she looked at me and my face was like.
I told her to just pick up the box and come upstairs. Then sent her home for the day, told my supervisor and she told me to fire her.
Called her while she was on the bus and told her not to come back.
im gonna have to neg you for this
Why did you snitch breh?
this.
boy just had to talk to her and tell her not to do that anymore. for all he know she could of been doin that cuz she likes him or some dude that work there...this could of worked to his benefit
no but in all seriousness talk to her off the record...if she repeats it, then do what you want to do.
im gonna have to neg you for this
this.
boy just had to talk to her and tell her not to do that anymore. for all he know she could of been doin that cuz she likes him or some dude that work there...this could of worked to his benefit
no but in all seriousness talk to her off the record...if she repeats it, then do what you want to do.
You're too desperate for puss. I've held this gig for 5 years and it ain't no footlocker. But in case we need a janitor I'll let you know.
God knows it's hard out here in T Dot.
he just said it was on camera slowpokes
i was gonna say...thats how you end up on americas dumbest videos...
i was gonna say...thats how you end up on americas dumbest videos...
Larry Lobster
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You're too desperate for puss. I've held this gig for 5 years and it ain't no footlocker. But in case we need a janitor I'll let you know.
God knows it's hard out here in T Dot.
I got a girl breh.. I dont chase p*ssy..
U just a fakkit tho.. did she offend you by masterbating you soft ass nikka?
StickStickly
Superstar
Batman how did you know what she was doing? Maybe she had an itch?
I nutted in a empty McDonalds apple pie box
why? like, if you had the pie, why didn't you have a napkin?
I worked at Target a few years while I was in college. Caught a dude one day jerking off to a women's magazine in the middle of the store 
I made security go escort him out the store. I wasn't about to go interrupt him
I made security go escort him out the store. I wasn't about to go interrupt him
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
I'm currently unemployed. 
Probably because her termination was confirmed a week later when we viewed the tapes.
If you viewed the footage, you wouldn't even say that. In any other situation that would've worked out, but not this one. It's impossible for me to pretend I didn't see. I stood there watching her work herself for 2 seconds before calling her.
batman wouldn't have snitched
You're too desperate for puss. I've held this gig for 5 years and it ain't no footlocker. But in case we need a janitor I'll let you know.
God knows it's hard out here in T Dot.
