Anyone already jerked off at your job?

[Larry Lobster]

I never did, but i read some guys do it on the regular

 

[Batman]

I fired a woman for doing that.

 

[Larry Lobster]

I fired a woman for doing that.

Tell me more

 

[Scientific Playa]

once smashed a dime chick on my job on company time(not lunch break) it was a quicky but one for the record books as far as working and phucking off, pun intended.

 

[The Frozen One]

 

[Bam Bam]

Once cause this bytch that worked there was teasing me touching my dikk and shyt but wouldnt do nothing so i was rock and couldnt get id of it

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

 

[Larry Lobster]

Once cause this bytch that worked there was teasing me touching my dikk and shyt but wouldnt do nothing so i was rock and couldnt get id of it

 

[LordTaskForce]

once smashed a dime chick on my job on company time(not lunch break) it was a quicky but one for the record books as far as working and phucking off, pun intended.

 

[unit321]

I never did, but i read some guys do it on the regular

True story. So, I worked at this place that had offices that they converted into meeting rooms. Since we were in cubicles, I woud go into one of these meeting rooms to focus in a quiet place. These meeting rooms are all next to each other and each has a door that could be locked, because they used to be offices. I was in there one day, and there was another dude in the next office, and I could hear him talking to someone else on the phone, talking business and then that phone conversation ended. Some time went by. I don't think he knew I was in the next office or knew the walls didn't have a lot of sound muffling capabilities... ... you know where I'm going with this.... so as I'm working, I hear... from that next office... this jagging off sound, like the friction from his pants and sleeve of his shirt. Then, it ended. I'm thinking, "Where did the dude nut?" Later, there was silence, then the dude packs up his stuff, opens the door and leaves. That kind of left me stunned, not shocked, just stunned.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Nymphomania is a crippling mental illness that destroys lives. Those demonic spirits of lust hold no punches when it comes to making you insatiable till you're destroyed. Lets turn to God to fight against filth thats demonic like demons, yall.

 

[Scientific Playa]

 

[Larry Lobster]

True story. So, I worked at this place that had offices that they converted into meeting rooms. Since we were in cubicles, I woud go into one of these meeting rooms to focus in a quiet place. These meeting rooms are all next to each other and each has a door that could be locked, because they used to be offices. I was in there one day, and there was another dude in the next office, and I could hear him talking to someone else on the phone, talking business and then that phone conversation ended. Some time went by. I don't think he knew I was in the next office or knew the walls didn't have a lot of sound muffling capabilities... ... you know where I'm going with this.... so as I'm working, I hear... from that next office... this jagging off sound, like the friction from his pants and sleeve of his shirt. Then, it ended. I'm thinking, "Where did the dude nut?" Later, there was silence, then the dude packs up his stuff, opens the door and leaves. That kind of left me stunned, not shocked, just stunned.

You got hard, dont you?

 

[unit321]

You got hard, dont you?

No.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I nutted in a empty McDonalds apple pie box