Anybody got experience with Atlassian/Jira? Cuz I’m bout to get fired UPDATE: Y’all saved me!

[Double Burger With Cheese]

The most disappointing thing about this thread is you DIDNT lie. I remember the time I learned what six sigma was after someone told me a brief description and said it’s valuable to have on your resume. So I went and looked it up and seen it was some process improvement/project management type shyt. I was like shyt, I know enough about that shyt and updated my resume and put six sigma black belt on it. Mothafukkas think I can do all kind of shyt. I can’t. I don’t know shyt. I am highly confident I’ll figure the shyt out though and I always do

 

[A.V.]

Plat potential




Subs

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

If I lose this job I gotta go back to a life of fraud

NYC postal worker swiped more than 3K money orders from office: feds

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

Bruh I didn’t even get asked to do this, I just got told this is what is needed for a meeting tomorrow. I’ve never claimed or demonstrated that I could make dashboards in Jira.

And I know my manager is just gonna come back online tomorrow like “oh I didn’t know it was gonna be that difficult for you “, just to make me feel bad about not knowing

you NEVER and i mean NEVER let them know they make you feel that way.
Dont say it was was difficult.

 

[Brehcepticon]

Good luck, let us know what happens.

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

I tell everyone I interview that you are going to live and die by what you've put on that resume. As an accountant, there is going to be those times where you are going to have to cash that check your wrote on your resume. I'll throw some stuff early at you to make sure you weren't pump-faking either.

I'm not expecting you to be me but I'm expecting you to be something worthwhile.

 

[Magic Mulatto]

I tell everyone I interview that you are going to live and die by what you've put on that resume. As an accountant, there is going to be those times where you are going to have to cash that check your wrote on your resume. I'll throw some stuff early at you to make sure you weren't pump-faking either.

I'm not expecting you to be me but I'm expecting you to be something worthwhile.

Why you gotta go so hard, breh?

Standards be a MFer

 

[Gold]

OP that's not a Jira issue...

That's like saying not knowing how to code is a Visual Studio issue...

 

[Gold]

I tell everyone I interview that you are going to live and die by what you've put on that resume. As an accountant, there is going to be those times where you are going to have to cash that check your wrote on your resume. I'll throw some stuff early at you to make sure you weren't pump-faking either.

I'm not expecting you to be me but I'm expecting you to be something worthwhile.

sounds dramatic af

 

[FreshFromATL]

Sounds like you livin a life of fraud

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

sounds dramatic af

Why you gotta go so hard, breh?

Standards be a MFer

You lied to me before I even met you is the perspective I have. You aren't going to fail upwards on my watch. I'm the controller. I'm going to always be MJ on my team. You don't have to be Scottie. However, don't lie and say you are Scottie when you are really Horace Grant. Not only that, we are dealing with money, giving a person access to various things, mostly sensitive things is a no-go.

As most people know or should know, your hiring decisions are consistently on display through the performance of the people you hire. You aren't about to be out here making me look foolish.

 

[HarlemHottie]

Why am I invested in this now

Me too!


Rep for whoever she say deserve it. I don't want nobody forced back into a life of crime!

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Shouldnt have been talking shyt about men on this forum typing up essays, could have spend that time learning your job more


Now back to working McDonalds

 

[hatealot]

HELP!

 

[Monsanto]

I hope thecoli came through for her



Don't know what this jira stuff is but I should learn some coding to enhance my skill set too.